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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

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I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

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Gotta be honest with ya my guys…the buffy movie fucking sucks

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I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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have i burnt all the bridges?

bite the hand that feeds me - give it finger stitches.

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if you booed at oldies station im going to hit you in real life

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I cannot put into words how upsetting it is that people were booing oldies station. OUR song. A song written for US. By someone we cherish. The disappointment i feel is unreal.

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the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

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my spotify wrapped by the end of the year

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Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours

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sleepers series; 

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