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two-headed mother pullеd you from the black and she can send you back
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Daniel Molloy’s daughters.
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John Darnielle should make a themed restaurant chain/resort a la Margaritaville but it's called Tallahassee and you go there to argue with your wife and overdose in your ensuite bathroom. the security guards wear skeleton costumes and their sidearms are broadswords. every location has a bar-certified divorce lawyer on retainer
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juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands romeo
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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me
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if they haven't submitted him yet The Vampire Armand the TV version from IWTV

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#prev idk if you are asking rhetorically but they're claw caps which are a healthier and non-cruel alternative to declawing :]#if your cats have scratching problems you can slip em on and i think they're supposed to come off automatically after a few weeks#whereas declawing is permanent and painful and causes all kinds of chronic issues#also this post is really good.#cats#< okay i could have sworn cavar said smthn about the claws but maybe i made that up in my brain. hence the prev. well nevertheless
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But here's the stomper
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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote
#biting biting biting biting#literally song of the summer. especially the summer after graduating college i think#words words words
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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all categories are constructed categories + many of them exist on some kind of spectrum so there are plenty of cases where it’s impossible to draw a line between Member Of Oppressed Class and Member Of Oppressor Class. but we can hold this to be true without collapsing all distinctions entirely or acting as though every individual person is harmed by systemic pressures equally. there is a difference, for example, between “the abled person is a myth” and “we’re all a little bit disabled”
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