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I think it’s really funny that Mark begged the universe for his wife back and the universe just gave him a different lady. Like you can have a wife back. She’s all yours. No take-backsies.
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The biggest tragedy is that we never got a dan and phil collaboration with Jenna marbles.
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We only have one meow left for the day use it WISELY
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Petekey week always freaks me out bc I start seeing a million post about New Mexico I'm like how did you find us ??
#petekey#literally the state is only brought up when people talk about breaking bad#or make jokes about albquerque#or when people think were apart of mexico or texas#petekey posts are just few and niche enough to make me go ??? why are you talking about us lmao
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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“Don’t spam my likes, don’t put too much in my asks” bruh what I love attention spam the fuck outta me put what you had for breakfast in my asks
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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