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I need you all to watch this gif. See that? Hang on, let me slow it down.

Ahh, there go. Their fingers almost intertwine, then shift as if they’re going to hold hands, and then finally settle into simply being placed against each other. Even then, Crowley’s fingers are wrapped ever so slightly against Aziraphale’s hand. The way their hands slide into the final position too… it literally looks like something clicking into place.

This 1 second long scene has managed to capture my attention for all of the morning. Michael Sheen and David Tennant, your acting never fails to amaze me. Holy shit.

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Aziraphale & Crowley + parallels

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Heeey I made really cool Crankiplier edit sooooooo check it out

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Ok listen up. It's 5am. I've had no sleep. But considering what we now know about the monitors, that the one Rhett looks into is the close up of Link. Let's reexamine this exchange.

(gif by @graveyard-whistler)

We thought Rhett was checking himself out but really he was looking at Link's reaction. Which was this:

(gif by @rhinkcuddling) thirsty AF

And then both of them looking at each other through the monitors like this.

(gif by @rhinkcuddling)

Like... They're just eye fucking each other though the monitors.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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Old married couple

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Look at him check himself out when he floofs that hair.

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rewatching the fake slap fight on gmm today reminded me that no matter how irritated rhett got at link being a hothead he continued to move link’s face with the most gentle and softest of touches like a gentleman caressing a lady in a period drama

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i just cummed from cleaning my ear with a cute tip

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i just wanna point out some things from the mounting my best friend scene in todays episode:

rhett didn’t “react” at all when link got on top of him like he is used to it already

link wasn’t doing it for the reaction either, he genuinely moved with ease

the freakin p*rn music on the background

all the people watching just saying “woohw” 

link’s hand moving across rhett’s chest 

josh saying “now that’s what i call a chicago tradition”

link’s smirky laugh when josh said that

and then -and only then- does rhett react 

the overall joy on link’s face

it’s all too much for my little rhinky heart 

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The way he moves his daMn HiPs

Can I just.... can I be thirsty for the Link Neal booty for a minute, here? 🔥🔥😢

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that feenling when you never had any of these cookies and just watching episode MMMMhhhMMmmm

I PREFER CHEWY CHIPS AHOY LINK!!!

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he just wants TOUCH ™

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