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Wilbur commented on this Reddit post!
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Wouldn't it be nice? To live such a life?
Blorbos as photos from a trip to the south
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greenbeany 5 hours
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watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.
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message to all bitches
please survive
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I'm the only fool you'll see on my blog this April
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i like this promo image because it implies that there are essentially playsets of ranked modes in the splatoon universe
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here's to fat butches, fat femmes and every fat lesbian ever. there is a concept of all butches needing to be muscular and rugged, when many are soft and fat and just as good. there is a concept of all femmes needing to be thin and delicate, when many are big, fat, round, and tough. any lesbian can come in any size. all my love goes to fat dykes
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WE FINALLY HAVE THEM!!!! I can't explain how happy I was honestly
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Somewhere in Vacuo she knows
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greenbeany 6 hours
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man i love rwby. where else can i find intensely layered fairytale motifs and sword scythes and catgirl racism and women viciously kicking the shit out of each other and gender-inclusively sexualised magic spirits and deadbeat moms and shockingly accurate depictions of trauma and a nine-season sapphic slowburn between two girls whose eyes are the colours of each others souls and-
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greenbeany 6 hours
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed kid as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldnt say when i was a kid anymore for example you HAD to say when i was a minor instead
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hey im really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever shes from) (or they sorry i dont want to assume the beasts pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriends fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because im not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my exs fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (im not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i cant keep doing this. im gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like its (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles
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Daring do body pillow is so fucked. That its a bondage body pillow is double fucked. That its possibly non consensual bondage because shes frowning wins the fucked lottery
INSANE THAT THIS WAS A JOKE THEY PUT IN THE SHOW GKHGSFJGFGSF
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a giant hand just descended from the sky and castled my tower, moving it to the opposite side of the king in order to provide added safety as the board moves into the endgame. very scared right now
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: what do you MEAN you dont know multi-variable calculus yet??
professors with small kids: thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back
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