I think the coolest part of changing to the Crownkeepers is that we'll get to see the perspective of a Betrayer God's champion during all this jazz and how they are dealing with the threat of Predathos. All we know is the little the hot devil champion of Asmodeus told us and that Opal is not too doing good. Time to get an inside look.
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most painful part is that the bells stand better a chance of blending in and rolling deception without fcg
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"she looks toward [Imogen] for guidance" that's ass backwards, liliana. imogen is supposed to be looking to you for guidance, as her mom.
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ADHD is buying a slice of cake and then randomly deciding to buy grapes because hmm, what if I want something sweet to snack on? while holding the slice of cake you just bought.
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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
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I have just realized that this might be a case of nepotism cuz Comfreystar was his dad...
Look how far he's come... I'm so proud of my little Bat.
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So I got called into jury duty…
And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”
And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.
And the judge excused me.
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"the a in lgbtqia stands for ally!" wrong. it stands for atomic bomb.
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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.
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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.
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Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once
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