Ow ow ow ow
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when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside
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asked my friends if they had heard of live slug reaction
they just looked at me like this
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when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy
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enough horse plinko
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To the incinerator!
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i wanna listen to modern baseball until my brain bleeds
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blorbo from my show
i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character
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a green sour patch kid or maybe a purple sour patch kid
what ominous form could a cursed item take that would absolutely trick you into picking it up. for me it's definitely an old doll or a button-down vest
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Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
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the joke from scott pilgrim where the band “Crash and the Boys” has a takeover and changes to “the Boys and Crash”
except “Dave Matthews Band” changes to “Band’s Dave Matthews”
he belongs to them now
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red herring more like Chekhov’s Dumb
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