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Warnings: not really, just a little suggestive
Pairing(s): Amajiki Tamaki x reader, Kaminari Denki x reader, Kirishima Eijiro x reader, Midoriya Izuku x reader, Sero Hanta x reader, Todoroki Shoto x reader
Summary/prompt: The boys’ search history
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Amajiki Tamaki
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couldn’t stop thinking about this post
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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!
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fish want me women divorce me
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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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Kinktober 2021
Gender Neutral • Female • Male
✨~ Day 1: Fuck-or-Die *Shigaraki*
✨~ Day 2: Knife Play *Dabi*
✨~Day 3: Double Penetration *Spinner*
✨~ Day 4: Water Sports *Eren/Armin*
✨~ Day 5: Size *Kirishima*
✨~Day 6: Public Sex *Shigaraki*
✨~Day 7: Face Fucking *Tsukishima*
✨~Day 8: Oviposition *Hawks*
✨~Day 9: Knotting *Kuroo*
✨~ Day 10: Predator/Prey *Dabi*
✨~Day 11: Tentacles/Tendrils *Levi*
✨~Day 12: Alpha/Beta/Omega *Bakugo*
✨~Day 13: Body Worship *Sakusa*
✨~Day 14: Potion Effect *Lady Nagant*
✨~Day 15: Somophilia *Kenma*
✨~Day 16: Drugging *Eren*
✨~Day 17: Spanking *Todoroki*
✨~Day 18: Rough Sex *Jean*
✨~Day 19: Glory Hole *Midoriya*
✨~Day 20: Caught Masturbating *Midoriya*
✨~Day 21: Virginity *Fatgum*
✨~Day 22: Mommy *Setsuno*
✨~Day 23: Pregnancy *Bakugo*
✨~Day 24: Threesome *Aizawa/Mic*
✨~Day 25: Age Play *All Might*
✨~Day 26: Cucking *Ukai*
✨~Day 27: Sex Ed *Mikasa*
✨~Day 28: Chastity device *Midnight*
✨~Day 29: Praise Kink *Aoyama*
✨~Day 30: Forced Exhibition *Shinso*
✨~Day 31: humiliation- dabi x reader
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man. Wouldn't it suck. If Bruce was soooo far deep into the closet. Full of internalized homophobia. Bc of getting hate crimed back in his younger days so badly that it traumatized him. Just like,,, dick comes home with a guy for the first time and is "Hey b this is my bf. This is okay . . . Right?" And Bruce is just standing there. Staring. Memories that were pushed deep down welling back up again. "Yeah," He nods shakily. "Yeah, it's fine. I'll be in my study. It's nice to meet you, [name]." Dick doesn't see him for the rest of the day. When all the batkids r there and being gay it's just a bit odd y'know. Ppl r noticing how like everyone in the fam is a bit fruity but then you have straight as a ruler white guy Bruce wayne. Totally not suspicious. One day smn is like "oh no yeah the dude's totally gay he was getting hella bitches back in school" or smth and everyone's like "huh??? What???" But then another person is like "oh yeah but he got hate crimed or smth and he stopped dating guys" and this BREAKS the internet ALL the batkids are just SMOTHERING him with affection and reassurance and he's just. 😭😭
I hear that but can you imagine how funny it'd be if no one in Gotham was straight and they hate crimed him cause they thought he was a hetero
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POV Tim can't stop making out with men on live tv
dick: What’s wrong with tim? I can hear him yelling from the other side of the house.
duke: oh, another person on his PR team is quitting on him.
Tim, on the phone: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND SOMETHING CLOSER TO HOME?! YOU’RE IN A FREAKING REMOTE POSITION?!
Dick Duke and cass who just materialised :
Tim: ‘CLOSER TO HOME,’ YOU ARE HOME, BITCH!
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You know, I think it would be funny if the Teen Titans, being really annoyed teenagers, started to go around giving grades not only to their mentors but also to their villains. The Batkids definitely would at least lmao
Dick Grayson, the character who designed his Robin suit specifically to piss Bruce off, absolutely handed Bruce a report card every six months. Bruce, wearing the full Batman costume, looking down at a formal-looking report card sheet: "........" Dick, thirteen years old and beaming at him because he's in a particularly evil mood: "If you look right here--" he points at any random spot on the card, ending up hitting 'Understanding Basic Meme References' this time, "--you'll see that you failed Basic Emotional Competence and you'll need to see the teacher for a special conference next week." Bruce takes the cowl off to look him directly in the eye while sending the thing through the Bat-shredder, never saying a word. Dick just smiles and skips off with, "I'm going to tell Alfred on you, that you're skipping parent/teacher conferences now, too!"
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It's so funny to me that the batkids friends probably think their parents are gay or just really confused.
Like Tim would 100% forget to specify who his parents are or that he's adopted so he'd talk about how his dad saved his other dad. Then later on he'd bring up his mom and they'd just assume he's talking about the egg donor since he talks about her less.
Then Damian would be talking about his mom's Talia and Selina and his friends are just convinced Brucie Wayne is in a polycule.
Or Jason calling Alfred his father and Bruce's father, but Bruce is also his father and now his friends are so concerned behind the logistics.
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You know how there are those rare occasions when Batman will team up with a villain?
Can you imagine how funny it would be if during those team ups that specific rogue gets an insider look at how the Batfamily operates/interacts with each other?
I feel like it'd be like those situations where you're at a friend's house and said friend starts arguing with their parent and you're just stuck there like "🧍‍♂️" except in this case, it's just everyone arguing with everyone.
The team-up would be going well at first but then all it takes is one snide remark from one batkid for chaos to unfold.
Suddenly it's like a bomb has been set off, triggering a cascade of catastrophes. Red Robin and Robin are screaming at each other, knives are thrown, someone is crying, out of NOWHERE the Red Hood comes in and shoots Batman's kneecaps, which, hello?? where did he even come from?? Isn't he on the their side?? Did the Signal just jump off the building without a grapple gun?? Nightwing is trying to calm everyone down, no one listens to him, and Red Robin has just launched Robin off the side of the building like a football.
Everything is hell, Batman has three batarangs lodged in his armor and has lost all motor functions below his knees but has not said a single word throughout it all.
The Red Hood has just rigged the building they are standing atop of with bombs. The mission is never completed.
The rogue decides to never step foot in Gotham ever again.
Bonus:
This is also how that same villain discovers the batfam's identity: They see one interview with all the Waynes together, watches how one small thing sets off all the children to start outright attacking each other, notices how vaguely familiar all of this is..
and the rogue is just sat there, mouth open, squinting at the interview clip like "No fucking way"
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Jason: I'd bury a body for you.
Damian: Tt, burying it would be foolish when you could dissolve it in acid.
Jason: Fine. I'd dissolve a body in acid for you, you pedantic little bastard.
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Twitter shenanigans: alpha males and omegas
And a bonus fellow survivor of omegaverse Twitter bullshit:
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