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grunge-mermaid ยท 12 hours
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Where did you go to preschool*?
(preschool means basically any school-like education before you were 5)
I didn't go to preschool
Homeschooled/ homeschool group
Private religious elementary school
Private religious preschool
Private nonreligious elementary school
Public elementary school
Public preschool
Daycare center/ nonreligious private preschool
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reminder to everyone that this '>80ยฐF' reads as 'more than 80ยฐF' and this '<50ยฐF' reads as 'less than 50ยฐF'
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grunge-mermaid ยท 13 hours
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Picture this: you're at the gas station sorting your stuff in your car, more than half the pumps have no client nor car, and someone honks behind you to get away. They haven't been there long enough to know if you got your gas or not yet. What do you do?
Get your car away silently
Get your car away while honking them back
Stay silently until they leave
Stay and honk back
Stay and put your car in reverse to light up the back headlights (hope I got that translation right)
Open your window and yell to them they can get to another pump
Get out of your car and mime getting gas (or actually get gas if you haven't already)
Get out of your car and go to their window tell them they can get another pump
Something else
For context, this happened to me the other day and I went away as I had nearly all I needed, but thinking back I think that person should have been a nice punching bag ๐Ÿ™‚
(Remember kids, stay civilized, there's a reason I didn't put punching in the options ๐Ÿ˜…)
Note in ask :)
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grunge-mermaid ยท 13 hours
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Are your earlobes attached or detached?
Attached
Detached
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grunge-mermaid ยท 16 hours
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saw a lady at walmart cough into her hands and then grab a cart
this is why I still wear a mask in indoor public spaces
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what does this even mean???
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grunge-mermaid ยท 2 days
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petition for Besa to wear that red dress for the semi-final/final
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Boyfriends <3
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"a junoesque lady power-dressed for the occasion"
why am I scared to find out what that means?
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grunge-mermaid ยท 3 days
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there's no way I'm ever going to be able to afford a house without a lottery win. even if I get a job this week with a six figure salary and never spend a single cent beyond the absolute bare necessities because look at this shit:
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that's approx $662,000 sold for $744,000 in USD
IT'S NOT THAT NICE OF A HOUSE
THIS LISTING IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A ONE MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE
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grunge-mermaid ยท 3 days
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Nemo is like when streaming services recommend songs because you like Mika and hit the nail on the head
Olly Alexander is like when streaming services recommend songs because you like Mika and missing the target just a little bit
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grunge-mermaid ยท 4 days
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anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way
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โ€œOnly 1 brain cell between these 2 and itโ€™s being used to eat a boxโ€
(via)
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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I've reached the 90s in my eurovision binge and wtf is going on, 1991?
something has happened in 1991 and I'm scared
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