rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
god can u believe that jake gyllenhaal is out there. like he’s out there living his best life. being a cryptid celebrity. making amazing movies (that includes bubble boy). being the hottest guy out there. getting snubbed by the academy.