hailey-i-guess
hailey-i-guess
stop reminding me of the royal title I cast away
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i am NOT a princess anymore JAKE okay? it's complicated. (update: welp looks like hes fucking dead now)(tmf hailey austin rp/ask blog)
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hailey-i-guess · 3 months ago
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you dont know basic english
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KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, PEASANTS.
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hailey-i-guess · 5 months ago
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WHERE DO WE START LOOKING ??
where the fuck is he.
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hailey-i-guess · 5 months ago
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you guys are taking this too seriously they’re like ten years old
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hailey-i-guess · 11 months ago
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okay yeah sure
I want #hailey austin to stomp on me.
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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WHAT THE HELL LIA
Did you ever end up watching My Hero Academia with Henry
Unfortunately 😔 We only got to the third season before getting distracted and ended up playing monopoly the whole night
(Ok don’t tell him I said this but it was actually pretty good! I really liked jirou)
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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about time you made this
Intro post 💜
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Hi!! Im Lia, I go to Rosemeadow high with a ton of my friends <3.
I don’t really have a set religion but I lean more towards Rosy (Bcs she’s a girlboss, trust me ik A LOT about girl bosses). I’m also pretty interested in the spottings of Elvina!!
Ah-hem sorry… I got a bit ahead of myself.
— I — I — I —
I’m a trans girl, I use She/They, I’m omnisexual and polyamorous
My lovely girlfriends~: @zoeyhoeyisalive @hailey-i-guess
I do not use the F slur (Fr3@k) anymore!! That was back when I was possessed and had a crush on *shudders* jake
Somethings about me:
I love GachaValley and always romance haley or abigail!! (now that i think about it they look a lot like my girlfriends..)
Im really good at poetry!! (ignore everything drew says abt me sonetting his ear off)
i do NOT like musical theatre. i absolutely do NOT have karaoke nights with maria where we sing heathers songs
DNI: People who wear socks with sandals.. gross.. , Annoying people who leave stupid things on anon (i will find you and BEAT YOUR ASS.) ,uhhh yeah that’s it!!
(ooc: this is def how it went down btw:
Hailey: You should have a dni list, yk, to show assholes you don’t want them there.
Lia: I don’t really care though… just don’t be annoying
Hailey: There has to be something you hate
Lia: Socks with sandals!! )
That’s all! Have a lovely day~
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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Hey, Hailey
I was in a tangent about this certain dream and got convinced I was a tad bit crazy
but that's besides the point
when was there a Rose Meadows' Magic? what is it? is it a place where you practice wizardry?
I just need a bit of info about it, I'm not as educated as others and I need it for some other deeds.
With (desperate) regards and a bit of sanity,
-@whostacysbrother aka Stacy.
honestly I'll tell you this, I feel like lately some of my memories have been ... Disappearing ?? It's really weird, so i forgot a shitton of stuff and sm confused at times too.
for anything regarding wizardry I would normally redirect you to Sean, seeing as he's a wizard in practice, however he's UHM. in a really fucked up place and is probably dead? ? idk talk to either @xx0blooming-orchid0xx or @totallysean they'll tell you some crazy shit they've been through. though they're both pretty crazy so I wouldn't count too much on them to explain anything to you properly
Have personally never heard of rose meadows' magic, I mean rose meadow is just the place we live in and magic is obviously real but I don't know what they mean together. idk maybe @drewybear can explain it to you
Anyway, I'm so sorry Stacy
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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oh my god you're so fucking annoying.
I'm making a better poll on your own post
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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sure.
for me it was easy though. I just saw Jakes face and instantly knew I wasn't straight.
do you guys just wanna passionately make out with someone
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i swear i’m straight, i’m just desperate
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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I found Elliot's dead corpse right in front of a Gate next to Sean who's heart is still beating, albeit silently.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I've got some pretty... Bad news
- @hailey-i-guess
Spill it out already
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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"yet"
What the fuck are you doing on tumblr
- @drewybear
Erm uhm uh er k idh suxjd I want to look at flower pictures online and talk to my friends !! ^~^ (please don't kill me I will even travel to the underground and slaughter Sean if necessary)
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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literally canon I can confirm I'm literally dating her rn @lia-tmf-rp
(setting aside that moment you cheated on us.)
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She had cruhs on Hailey when they were still friends but never realized
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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What do you plan to do with it ??? Fuckinf revive it ?? How do you think you're gonna do that ??
Starting to realize that Jake might not be waking up anytime soon
- @grandpamaximusivofancynameiii
Man took you long enough.
Okay max, a hint towards how to recognize a dead corpse!
It's completely unconscious with no heartbeat nor breathing for multiple days
That's literally fucking it
Either way, uhm, yeah, you might have to bid your goodbyes to him. And learn how to live a life without him. It's going to be heard but, uh,. Yeah it's going to be hard.
If we are to ever revive him somehow it would probably be a complicated process and I'm not sure if we are able to do that right now.
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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Fine, I'll forgive you
What the fuck are you doing on tumblr
- @drewybear
Erm uhm uh er k idh suxjd I want to look at flower pictures online and talk to my friends !! ^~^ (please don't kill me I will even travel to the underground and slaughter Sean if necessary)
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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life hack: imagine your ocd intrusive thoughts are anon hate so you can reply "the reading comprehension on this site"
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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Starting to realize that Jake might not be waking up anytime soon
- @grandpamaximusivofancynameiii
Man took you long enough.
Okay max, a hint towards how to recognize a dead corpse!
It's completely unconscious with no heartbeat nor breathing for multiple days
That's literally fucking it
Either way, uhm, yeah, you might have to bid your goodbyes to him. And learn how to live a life without him. It's going to be heard but, uh,. Yeah it's going to be hard.
If we are to ever revive him somehow it would probably be a complicated process and I'm not sure if we are able to do that right now.
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hailey-i-guess · 1 year ago
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You did not just fucking call me that.
you're like the fucking evil version of sean
not "version of sean", SEAN !! I am SEAN !! NOT A VERSION OF SEAN, JUST SEAN !! ERUHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHHGHGHTHFHHFHF
THAT "OTHER SEAN" was just a fucken INSECURE FREAK !! COULDNT EVEJ STAND UP TO HIS PARENTS OR ANYHING, FUCKEN COWARD
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