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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEDRO PASCAL! april 2nd 1975

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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god people have always been people. victorian noblewomen stubbed their toes and swore about it. medieval peasants ripped hangnails a little too hard and sucked on it to make it better. cavemen put kids on their shoulders so the kids could get their handprints up on the wall. someone in the 1760s played with their dog and someone in the 1340s dragged themself out of bed at some unholy hour of the morning to soothe a crying baby and someone in the 1550s stuck a flower behind their lovers ear. I'm gonna be sick people have always been people

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i hope pedro knows or at least has some idea of how many people are so fucking proud of him. he's made incredible strides in his career and he deserves every second of the overdue recognition he is now receiving. there's no doubt that this has been his year, with huge shows on two of the biggest streaming platforms right now. i wholeheartedly believe he will get his roses and sweep those awards when the time is right.

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happy first birthday to this lil piece of entirely self indulgent fluff. in case you were wondering yes i still do put on bob ross to help me fall asleep and i think marcus pike would love that

The Joy of Loving with Marcus Pike

Pairing: Marcus Pike x reader

Summary: Working late on a Friday night is hardly Marcus Pike’s favorite thing in the world, but if it means he gets to come home to see you soundtracked by the soft sounds of a paintbrush on canvas and even softer life advice, he thinks it might not always be bad.

Warnings/Tags: fluff like fr so much fluff, some language, no use of Y/N, mentions of marriage, not a lot of dialogue tbh just a lot of background and introspection

Word Count: 3.2k

A/N: me, falling asleep last night with the joy of painting with bob ross playing to soothe me to sleep: oh marcus pike would LOVE this (this is actually what happened i came up with this idea as i was falling asleep and then it became 3000 words longer than i thought it would HA n e ways enjoy!)

Marcus wouldn’t go so far as to say that Bob Ross was his biggest inspiration when he chose a career path, but he sure loved him.

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happy birthday to this silly little ramble of a fic! and happy spooky season darlings

Curiosity Killed the Bat

Pairing: Max Phillips x reader

Summary: Max thought he was prepared to finally tell you the truth about what he is. He was dreading it, but he knew it had to be done. He expected the worst. He didn’t expect this.

Warnings/Tags: language, no use of Y/N, soft and not-at-all-cocky Max Phillips

Word count: 1.6k

A/N: Nothing says October to me like writing about a vampire while watching college football to procrastinate doing my actual homework. Enjoy the product of my musings about how tf vampires even work. P.S. This should be gender-neutral and non-descriptive but let me know if there’s anything non-inclusive in here and I’ll make the necessary edits :)

“You’re a what?”

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Happy october 3rd!✨

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Hmmm. You know what. Each song in the 1917 soundtrack represents Schofield’s thoughts

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No, I will not elaborate

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Pedro Sanctuary

It's here! After months of collecting and organizing I am proud to present Sanctuary Notion Database - a majestic array of Pedro Pascal fanfiction, if I can say so myself

I hope this way more people will get to know these wonderful works.

Please see notes & how to - it has important info and very nice video tutorial, yep, I made fucking video instruction for it

(as always, watch out for authors’ warnings and remember - this is 18+ blog)

Dear writers, thank you all so much for all of it, you are extremely talented people creating amazing worlds with your stories!

And also thanks to Pedro for being him.🤍

Sincerely,

@khindahra

Writers are mentioned in the comments section (because tumblr probably has broken from so many cool people)

Love you ✨

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“You deserve a world that serves your interests. You deserve to be healthy. You deserve to be safe. You deserve for your individual rights to be fought for and protected. You deserve real heroes in this world because you are real heroes to me.” - Pedro Pascal 2023 MTV awards speech.

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hi!! was just popping in to say i hope you had a good day!! <3

this is so kind i’m crying omg hi lovely!!! i had a final this morning but i survived it and my afternoon has been wonderful so far. hope you’re having a good day as well!!!🫶🫶🫶

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writers shouldn't need to go on strike – but when we do, we're funny as fuck.

some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.

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Schofield and Blake’s first interaction, probably:

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William Schofield is simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest man alive

He is lucky that he has survived this long into the war.

He is unlucky that he has survived this long into the war.

He is lucky that Thomas Blake befriended him, because Thomas Blake would later save his life.

He is unlucky that Thomas Blake befriended him, because he would be unable to return the favor.

He is lucky that the sniper’s shot in the lock house ricocheted off of his helmet instead of hitting its mark.

He is unlucky that the sniper’s shot ricocheted off of his helmet, as the resulting injury cost him hours of time already worn thin.

He is lucky to have found the milk in the barn so that he could save the baby’s life.

He is unlucky to have found the milk in the barn because it could maybe only be prolonging the inevitable; he does not know how long the milk will last and how long Lauri and the baby will be trapped in that basement. It could be for too long.

He is lucky that Muller was drunk and incoherent.

He is unlucky that Baumer was not in such a state.

He is lucky that the German’s shots missed him as he ran.

He is unlucky that the river waited for him instead, dark, deadly, and unforgiving.

He is lucky that there were cherry blossoms waiting for him at the end of it, reminding him of a friend and a promise.

He is unlucky that the bodies of those who have long been deceased are waiting for him at the end of it, reminding him of a friend and a promise.

He is lucky that the Devons have not yet begun their attack and that there is still a chance to save them.

He is unlucky that the attack starts while he is there and that he cannot save them all.

He is lucky that Joseph Blake survived the could-have-been massacre and that he can fulfill a promise made to a friend.

He is unlucky that Joe looks and sounds so much like that friend.

He is lucky that he has survived this long into the war and that there is still a chance of him making it home to his family.

He is unlucky that the war still rages on and would rage on for another year and half with no regard as to whose lives it takes and whose families it rips apart.

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absolutely no effort shitpost compilation for 1917 day