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Worst foreshadowing in musicals

Hamilton:

‘I couldn’t seem to die’ ‘Wait for it’

Hadestown:

‘Keep on walkin’ and don’t look back’

Wicked:

‘Someday there’ll be a celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with me’

Heathers:

‘Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!’

Dear Evan Hansen:

‘When you’ve fallen in a forest and there’s nobody around, did you ever really crash or even make a sound?’

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wow targeting me much lol

twelve-year-old me listening to muscials on my ipod in the backseat of my parents’ car, mouthing the words while staring out the window:

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Wait for me, I’m coming Wait, I’m coming with you Wait for me, I’m coming too I’m coming too

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Me: *has zero ounces of talent*

Also me:

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chaotic good ;)

Popular musicals based on their fandoms.

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mom… i don’t wanna forget you. i promise, i’m never gonna forget you! i’m gonna go back home! adam, barbara, delia, and dad! it’s messy, but they’re all that i have! i’ll make the best of being flesh and bone! mama, i’m going home!

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god bless the youtube musical bootleg community 

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I’m coming, wait for me!

for @foreverdreamingofhamilton

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jd when he killed three people who were pissing veronica off and veronica broke up with him:

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the unholy unity

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Hello mr Prezzy-wez, Welcome to Drowsytown

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i just saw a post that was the question “what is your favourite musical style?” and the option chosen was “random out of context songs from musicals sung by a character having a nervous breakdown” and i looked in the notes to see what people said and i saw this comment and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

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Oh to be a musical protagonist and have a break down while the ensemble surrounds and belts ferociously at you

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Humanity peaked when we decided that there should be a chorus of three harmonizing women in musicals that either threaten or support the main characters.

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has this been done yet?

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my dear evan hansen tickets got cancelled because of corona :(

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My musical theater loving ass