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The anon hate game in my askbox would be so strong if they didn't constantly fall victim to unintelligible grammar and my least favorite logical fallacies. Come on guys, you're making your English teachers cry.

At least when my grammar goes to shit its because I'm inconsolable about guys who drive cars incredibly fast in circles.

Up your game, anons. You gotta jump the "Solus is laughing at you" rung to get to the "Solus is irritated" rung.

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I just want everyone to know that Denver has a street named Dick Connor and as a midwesterner I cannot say that name.

I dont think anyone can to be fair but ????

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"Cats hate showing their belly!!!"

Explain this thing to me then

Don't show up and um actually me, this is a post for the sake of posting. I know how cats work.

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I love being a biased fan because I can look at an opinion and go "everyone is entitled to an opinion, even wrong ones 🥰" then skip away full of whimsy

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Dear Alex Bowman I love you but you are concerningly tall. Not quite Austin-The-Cryptid levels but still concerning.

Please shrink slightly so I am not intimidated by your height should we ever meet.

Love, Solus

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Wait did I see Berry getting the advance auto car? Please no that thing will kill him. Do not. T

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*gnawing on a table leg* LET ME TASTE CILANTRO PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE IT HAS TO BE TASTY WITH EVERYTHING IT GETS PUT IN AND I LIKE GREENS WHY DOES CILANTRO HAVE TO TASTE LIKE SOAP!!!!!

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I'm not saying names ( @nascarfilm ) but some of my mutuals are getting put in the box tonight.

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I LOVE THIS MAN 👇

DO YOU LOVE THIS MAN TOO????

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Trying to filter self insert because tumblr will shove it down my throat nonstop otherwise and

Seriously. I still get half the self inserts but my own posts get filtered.

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Eldora is sad to realize that Tenebris (cat) hasn't been alive to witness Alex Bowman winning.

Tenebris is not even 3 months old, but

Alex you have to win now otherwise Eldora will be sad.

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Tumblr's unique ability to champion equal rights while simultaneously being home to the most vile misandry on the planet will continue to baffle me until the day I die.

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Josh Berry as well

just wanna give Austin a hug and tell him I see how hard he tries every week 😞

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uhhh RFK then 23XI then ?? idk I can't think that far ahead but I'll get them all out eventually. The Wood Brothers will come out when I am feeling particularly in the mood to torment everyone around me <3

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RFK up next when I quit being a lazy bastard and addicted to bg3

Alright which team is next on the offensive and biased summaries yall can pick