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Started playing Disco Elysium and unlocked a new obsession

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decent breakfast

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everyone who reblogged this post from me: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/edenparkway/713181458746032128

i didn’t notice at first, but OP reposted one of sayuri’s pieces, not made it themselves. apologies for not catching it and contributing to the spread of reposted art pieces. please please delete it if you reblogged it from me!!

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one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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Hi tumblr hisashiburi! It's been years since i've been here but i figured now would be a good time as any to make my return with some recent art. Who's excited for Sandman Season 2??!

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Coin Operated Boy (5582 words) by kuwdora Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion & Original Female Character(s), Jaskier | Dandelion & Original Male Character(s), Jaskier | Dandelion & Shani Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Shani (The Witcher), Sigismund Dijkstra, Philippa Eilhart, Original Female Character, Original Male Characters Additional Tags: Jaskier gets turned into a puppet, Crack Treated Seriously, Body Horror, body humor, Hurt/Comfort, blending Netflix and book canon because I can, and adding worldbuilding because I want to, Oxenfurt (The Witcher), References to Canon-Typical Violence, Fantasy Racism, Implied Child Abuse, Church of the Eternal Fire (The Witcher), Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Jaskier has a puppet hole and really short legs, this is serious and silly, ridiculous and whumpy, all hands on deck for the fisting jokes, which i'm not sorry about, Puns and Wordplay, Jaskier's Oxenfurt Friendships, and his academic frenemies, Plot With Puppet but no Porn (much to Jaskier's dismay), he would prefer porn without plot as a puppet

“It was a sorceress. She was taking me too seriously,” Jaskier said.

“Formally trained or a home-brewed witch?” Mortimer asked, taking notes.

“I didn’t play 20 fucking questions with her. We were in a meeting. I said something about how she was as much of a puppet as I was to Redania. She gave me that beguiling sorceress sneer—do you think they had an etiquette class for that?—and she wished me a good performance. The next thing I know, I wake up with four fingers, a soft puppet cock, and my face is made of wood. I don’t have any fucking bones,” Jaskier snapped.

“I see,” Mortimer said.

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Geralt and jaskier working away together! Commission for @Just-add-butter ✒️📖

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im soooooooo normal about them haha ha

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“How did you get so cool, Kim?”

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secret skill: taking care of people

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@artistsfuneral who said in the last post "Well now I need to see them play fighting with sticks or toy swords or something!! 🥺❤️" They do! Geralt is smaller, because he was not that well fed at that age, but definitely stronger

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My dear witcher…

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White Wolf

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pout

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2 very good friends

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I try to book-ifed Yennefer Netflix clothes. I don’t know if I did well though. I try to reference mostly 15th century Polish and German clothes. The series have inconsistent styles so yeah.

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Yennskier vs Voleth Mier part 2!

Jaskier recites some of the worst sexy prose he’s memorized to help Yennefer make Voleth Mier give her access to chaos again.

The ‘ol I’m not trapped here with you-you’re trapped with me method

Part 1 Yennskier vs Voleth Mier

 Bad sex scene awards