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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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i actually need to know people's thoughts on this because at least in my experience the answer to this has drastically changed since i was on tumblr in the 2010s and its driving me fucking insane

*im talking about fandom takes specifically. not someone being horribly evil about a real-life issue or or blatantly factually incorrect. literally just harmless fandom disagreements or differing interpretations of a text/character/etc.

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MDZS from Jin Ling's perspective is just like

Be me, age 13

Go to Prove Myself At My Job (which was decided from birth because this is a xianxia)

My fuckass incest uncle makes fun of me for being motherless

Since when was fuckass incest uncle a good fighter??

Uncle-in-law decides to glue my lips shut

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Get into an argument with my uncledad

Hear rumors about a haunted tomb in the woods

Be in the walls of said tomb and nearly die

Wake up to fuckass incest uncle leaning over me with my robes half off

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Why the fuck am I finding dead cats now

Wind up in an actual ghost town

Why the fuck is this guy here again

Say we should be cautious about this guy who we wind up should have been cautious about

Holy shit incest uncle got some moves

Is this how making friends works

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Go home

Why is incest uncle here AGAIN at a banquet he DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT BE AT

Ok whatever he might be a fuckass incest uncle but he's MY fuckass incest uncle. Piss off Jin Chan

Incest uncle's pretty cool actually

My aunt kills herself

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Fuckass incest uncle is actually the dude I was supposed to murder for killing my dad. Who is also my uncle

I stab him

The uncledad who was telling me to murder demonic cultivators is not happy about that

I get kidnapped

Everyone is mad at me for stabbing the guy I was supposed to stab according to everyone ever including myself

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Worst Family Reunion Ever Happens

Oh god is Hanguang-jun going to kill my uncledad (happens like 3 times)

Oh god is my uncle going to kill me

My uncle helped murder my dad by accident??

The dude who literally put his hand through my dad's chest saves me

My uncle dies

My uncledad decides now is a good time to return to the philosophy of not hitting children

Yao-zhongzhu decides opening his mouth is a good idea

I have one relative left alive

I am Sect Leader Now

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couldn’t have said it better myself.

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sometimes family is just you, your peerlessly serene but secretly feral autistic dad, your undead mad genius adhd gremlin necromancer dad, the lovably awkward reanimated corpse of your distant uncle, and the donkey your adhd dad stole from the family of the man who summoned his soul into his own body in order to enact vengeance on said family

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My favorite part of the Mo Dao Zu Shi novel so far is how when Wei Wuxian is resurrected he proceeds to play gay chicken with someone who is a) actually gay and b) completely in love with him.

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Five years on and I might be nearly finished with the next chapter of a story left on a cliffhanger in 2020…

I doubt anyone would even read it, but maybe it’s what I need to do to try and get my mojo back.

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an underused source of comedy in post-series fics is the fact that wei wuxian is now Very Technically jin guangshan’s bastard son, and could be in line for jin sect leadership if him or jin ling ever wanted to acknowledge him that way.

theres so very many loopholes he could exploit with this knowledge. its a beautiful day in lanling, people are bothering your beloved nephew who’s doing his best, and you are a horrible necromancer stuck in the body of the old sect leader’s son, so youre going to threaten everyone with the possibility of YOU being in charge if jin ling gets overwhelmed by their petty complaints

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I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

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Pizzas, pastas and potatoes. Plz and thank you.

Man: *reading tweet* there's one thing girls want, and it starts with a p and ends with an s

Dr. Alyson Brokaw, PhD: *lists multiple, if not all, of the bat genuses that fit that description*

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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