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Went to vote today, and I vote at a municipal field thing, public library/park/batting cages/ and a metric fuck ton of baseball and softball fields

That we're all PACKED

Thinking of watching my kid play baseball/softball next to my Hot Husband while holding Other Kid

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It’s giving princess and nolan

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Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid. 

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this my last week of classes, so after this i’ll begin on my fun projects (making all of you quiver in fear of my building crashing angst) 🙂

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please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

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do you ever think about the size of sidney’s hands and how large and thick they are because i do all the time 24/7 😫😫😫🫣🫣🫣

oh…you mean….these hands?

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i PRAY you see my vision but doesn’t this man sort of look like nolie https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL5dM7k2/

heavy on the sort of bestie

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https://www.tumblr.com/harlowhockeystick/748245218313289728/rip-annoyingmatthew-au-you-were-a-pleasure-to no… no… annoying!matthew’s just a variant of irl matthew. Two completely different men.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm are they?

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every day i wake up and go “damn. i miss nolan patrick” and then i stalk his tag in your page

it’s really what im known for here

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TTPD DO IT!!!! What’s your fave song bestie?

I LOVE fortnight. but honestly the bolter is a close second along with robin

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I can fix him (no really I can) is a bit dirty cop Nate if you think of it….. “His hands, so calloused from his pistol / Softly traces hearts on my face” I think it only works if reader is a little toxic too and aware he’s toxic but!

YES OH NY GOD YES

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what is a cock office and why is brock’s so big

oh, you mean brock, who is your office coworker friends turned lovers, who has a huge cock? he’s great, i miss him

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I need bco!Brock in a pussy drunk!!!

okay:

i think you meant to say, you need big cock office!brock in a pussy drunk phase after a long hard day at work, being forced to look but not touch. because in my head when you went to your boss saying that you two had begun dating, so they moved you out of his office into another one just across the hall. nothing too bad, it was expected cause yk HR purposes. but yeah, so ever since then he'd been a little sad but that just means things get more exciting when you go back to his place after work, right? right. but after a long hard day, meetings all morning, working on budgeting, then preparing for next week's staff meeting...he was exhausted and needed you. he needed you to help him feel better. you went home before he did and met him at his place after he got home. you brought him dinner so he had one less thing to worry about, but before he ate his actual food he needed to taste you first. putting his dogs in the backyard so they wouldn't bother, he sat you down on the kitchen table and pushed you against the wooden table while he hooks your legs over his shoulders and goes to town. he just keeps going and going, his fingers gripping at your hips and your soft skin, the tip of his nose brushing against your clit, his icy blue eyes looking up at your body as you take in deep breaths while he gets you oh so close. you release on his tongue more than three times in just that one session alone before you push him away so you can take a breath. he pulls you off the table so you're straddling his hips - so your cunt is directly on his hard erection - and he runs his hands up your body, up your shirt, and his lips find yours and they never leave until you pull away for a breath.

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…the feminine urge to make a whole series based of ttpd…

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https://www.tumblr.com/harlowhockeystick/748132471667851264/bestie-im-so-sorry-to-deliver-this-news-but?source=share

I didn't even see this, my sincerest apologies

its okay, we’ve been expecting this

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rip annoying!Matthew au 🫡 you were a pleasure to have 🫂

you served us well, soldier 🤝

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*checks notes*

Who's next?

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idk man, but its okay i got backups