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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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Amhibian Pride 2023!

Big thank you to everyone who joined!

Higher resolution images

Credits below!

@aro-oranges, @artesian-diff, @asheols, @asmithjustone, @astervibing, @kip-loric, @bagumbobox, @bbfroglove, @bitchshitdewdrop, @booknerd133, @chameleonsynthesis, @cloudbluestar, @coffeehousecarnations, @copper-skulls, @demiboy-dj, @freckled-paints, @freshbaked-bread, friththefox (instagram), @frog-cult-leader, @froggyfroo-art, @frogndtoad, @gayfrogcoven, @gl1tchy-4rt, @haunted-deer, @icecreamsodaaaaa, @imbeingheldhostage, @impulseimpact, @infiniteorangethethird, @jeffeniney, @dark-roasted-kestel, @kip-the-dumbass, @kitsch-klutz-kerfuffle, @laptoparmageddon, @letters-from-camp-unus-annus, @lunashadow-bun, @mb-blue-roses, @meandmy100blanketsagainstheworld, @mercworm, @nithyren, @occasionalfrogs, @ollieeatsrocks, @peepabell, popsicleemperor (instagram), @rose-de-noire, @ruuushi, @schrodingersidiot, @shittybraindrawings, @sillyinq, @sleepyeurypterus, @slemhosta, @snoot-in-yo-boot, @sourtabby, @stunella7-blog (rest of credits in a reblog because tumblr glitches out if you tag or link too many people in one post)

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by: Koichi

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i love sunny days and hate cops. reblog if you love bisexuals

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if you have time to explain like i'm five, why can birds not be meaningfully separated from reptiles? is it just to do with how they evolved, or are there cold-blooded scaly birds out there that i don't know about?

Imagine you’re a duck. It’s good, right? Here’s some noodles. Pretend they’re worms. Okay, no, stop trying to put the noodles up your nose. Attention here, look, papa’s trying to explain something. Can you listen? If you listen you’ll get more noodles. Okay? Okay.

So you’re a duck (*quack* yes good). But I’m a dinosaur. Yup. Waiiit. You have to be a duck for the story to make sense. Okay. I’m a dinosaur and you’re a duck. You’re descended from me. So you’re actually a dinosaur too! I know right‽ that’s because children (descendants) of one group are still members of that group. You never stop being a dinosaur, no matter how different you look, because you’re descended from dinosaurs. Even though you’re a duck (*quack* yes exactly)

You remember your aunty? Let’s say she’s a crocodile. Yeah, she looks like a crocodile sometimes, doesn’t she? Okay. If she’s a crocodile, and we’re dinosaurs, then what are your grandparents? That’s right, they’re a group that somehow gave rise to both dinosaurs and crocodilians. That group is called Archosauria. So your grandma is a great big archosaur (don’t tell her I said that).

Now, we call archosaurs reptiles. Crocodiles are reptiles, and dinosaurs are reptiles too. And if dinosaurs are reptiles, then birds are reptiles, because you can’t just cut the family tree. No it’s not a literal tree. You can’t cut it. No, not even with scissors. Like I just said, you never stop being what your forebears were. No, forebears, not four bears. Bears are not reptiles. Ducks are. Okay. You get it? Good talk. Here’s some more noodles.

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YES YES I DO MISS SUMMERS FROM MY CHILDHOOD SOLELY FOR THE TIME SPENT BAREFOOT WITH FROGS AND TOADS

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day 1327

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a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.

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hey

i heard you were sad

here

take a frog tissue

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Round guy PNGs.

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Hi Mark! Thought you would enjoy this frog I made last year :)

I do enjoy it very much!

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Teaching 5-year-olds about animal classification, fingernails dug into my palms, jaw clenched, just barely holding back telling them about how fish are fake fish are fake fish are fake

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Since I’m back on tumblr I thought I’d repost my old comic from 2018. A lot of things have changed since then and sometimes a dried out ‘never give up’ doesn’t quite hit anymore. But even when burnout sometimes feels less heavy, this brings back some hope. 

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i misremembered the prompt.. oops. not so much me as a frog but the flags i go with as frogs lmao

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HELLO CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME!!!!! "GENDER IDENTITY IS REAL"