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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns
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Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion
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why do people think the concept of “thought ‘crimes’” extends to things you post online. you have laid it out for other people to see, it’s no longer just a thought in your head. lol
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laptop with seven fold-out screens
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@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours
#chapstick lanyard jumper pads learners logbook perfume purse epi pen glasses cleaner second chapstick third chapstick#reblog#i carry alot of stuff wit me
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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD. If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?
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we dont really appreciate the fact that bugs and mushrooms are made of the same thing.
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Really into when there's a funny video and then it gets reblogged by the creator thereof and she's like thanks for the love on the video I became a woman in the meantime
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Really into when there's a funny video and then it gets reblogged by the creator thereof and she's like thanks for the love on the video I became a woman in the meantime
#my fav one is the tiktok duet one with the woman on the right making mustard gas in her toilet where the person dueted it again like a year-#-later and was like 'youre still doing this shit? im trans now' its so fucking funny#reblog
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You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge
#two#didnt have libraries near me growing up (besides school library but they dont count) but the town i live in rn has 2#reblog
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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them
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"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.
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Goodnight I hope you dream of binky fisb
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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