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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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Now im kinda sad that Hazel didnt made it out of Monstra, it would have been funny see him with OLVE, that would be the two kids he fought at Haven, the kid he tried to murder and his fellow deserter. Imagine the shenanigans.

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I want Hazel to pick me up and use me like a fleshlight no I'm not apologizing

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Hazel: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do. Mercury: Actually, We do more. Emerald: You catch seven.

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I'm sorry for this. But that parasite in you needs to die.

Wanted to redesign Hazel a bit for Antares and just. Just give the man an overhaul, so here he is. His backstory still has the dead twin but I decided to both give him an emblem (a gingerbread house) and a theme (he's a baker).

He's a bit older now then in canon, early-to-mid fifties, and his semblance, Painless, allows him to shut off both his pain sense and his aura's shielding in exchange for a wolverine-style healing factor. I kept the coat for some extra colour and fun shapes (its muted because he's in constant mourning), and I'm excited to get into the meat of what Salem offered him and his past with the Ozes.

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i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

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ya know... considering how pretty much all things hazel are in some way informed by gretchen and her death... i wonder if hazel using dust as he does could be a hint towards gretchen having been the spring maiden, i.e. he saw gretchen use her powers ( possibly thought them to be her semblance ) and mimicked that the best he could with dust crystals?

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Mercury, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure. HAzel, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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I drew Hazel for the #CafeRemnant collab!

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Go off King

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Hazel: Mercury, you can be really destructive.

Mercury, excited: I can?!

Hazel: Yes, and...

Hazel: Come back, I wasn't giving you permission.

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Hazel: Be careful, son-

Mercury: You called me son! No take backs!

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Hazel: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Watts, turning to Cinder: How tall are you?

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I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

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On the third day he returned from death like he certainly will in canon (copium), I drew Hazel for the RWBYEaster collab!

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I feel like Hazel's chesticular real estate is sadly counterbalanced by the lack of plush & prickly volatile-material crystals. Not great for lumbar and you might need more rubber than usual.

I'm assuming the officially licensed Hazel Rainart titty mousepad does not come with attached Dust crystals.