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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

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vin&jerm

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parallel lines

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imagine tumblr for monsters thatd be insane

🧟‍♂️ notabrain-eater Follow

ok i'm gonna be real. "maggots in the brain" is a very clearly anti-zombie insult. its directly implying that undead who have rotten brains are stupid, which is not true. some of us are even scientists. there are zonbies at NASA!!! we're not stupid.

👻 booberyconsumer Follow

be real lmao its not "anti zombie" its literally just a joke.

🧛‍♂️ dickandballtorture Follow

It literally directly stems from the idea that all zombies have maggots in their brains. How could it not be anti-zombie?

🦇 flapping-off Follow

guys boobery is a werf lmao dont waste time arguing w/ werephobes

🧄 steakinmyheart Follow

controversial take but o- blood is Bad.

🐺 giveadogabone Follow

i love talking to humans who menstruate its like yeah haha i hate the "cycle" its so bloody and annoying and they think i mean a menstrual cycle but actually i mean the Moon Cycle

🌙 awoo-woo Follow

So u like gaslighting humans? lol

🐺 giveadogabone Follow

literally when did i say that

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Transfems read this thread

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Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

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he thought this shit looked good

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ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯