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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Everyone knows Dracula is the King of Vampires. Very few people know that he's also the Assistant Manager of the local _____."

Whiteboard marker production plant

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I'm trying to make a good pot roast in my crockpot, but after I take it out it gets dry. It's on "low" (whatever that means) for 8 hours. I've tried searing it before and still dry. It's submerged in plain water with some herbs and spices for that time. Am I over/undercooking it? It's a cut with low fat %, is that why?

I love you. I think you learned how to make pot roast from someone on Opposite Day, or perhaps April 1st. The only thing you got right is 'low heat for 8 hours'.

Choose a fatty cut of tough meat. Look for lots of fat marbling on a Chuck roast or Shoulder roast. Tough meat has a ton of flavor, and the fat keeps the meat from drying out. The long cook time on low heat, plus acids will make 'tough' meat into a pull-apart, melt-in-your-mouth glory.

Make sure the meat is completely thawed, NOT frozen.

Plain water and nothing else except herbs/spices is.... not what I'd do. A lot of flavor can come into the broth when you add whole carrots (minus the carrot top!) and quartered onions in there. I'm a fan of adding some big chunks of pumpkin or butternut squash and chunks of turnip as well.

I think using red wine for part of the liquid base, and adding a hearty helping of worcestershire sauce will also help the flavor and making the meat 'melty.' The acid and alcohol will draw more, and different flavors from the meat and vegetables that water alone cannot do. Makes it richer.

For my very best pot roast recipe, which had my wedding guests fuckin' clamoring to get the recipe; I cheat. I'm not ashamed of that fact. For the richest, most face-punchingly meaty tasting broth, go to an asian market (or online) and find a mushroom hot pot soup base. It'll be a thick liquid inside a bag, which you then dilute with water. Use THAT as the liquid base (remember to dilute it!), and add your wine and wocestershire sauce to it, along with those herbs & spices. Your whole face will be blown off with flavor. It's the best.

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it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

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@boobatoobatea

if you n i were bears we could hibernate together. think about it

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*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

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cleaning up your own living space: sucks ass

cleaning up a friend or romantic partner's living space: deeply satisfying and even a little entertaining

scientists can't explain this

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! How do you win a football game?

Okay so you hit the white ball, and you have to get the white ball to hit the other balls, and you get assigned either stripes or solids, and you want to get all of your type into the pockets, but not the eight ball unless it's the only one left, if you get the eight ball in a pocket before the end, you lose automatically.

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@amtrak-official i thought trains couldn't have sex?

@making-you-in-spore

Incredible works of art from a limited medium, the blog favors quality over quantity and I am always in awe when a dancing creacher in Spore [2008] crosses my dash.

His spores often take him multiple hours to create, and he will go through astounding amounts of effort to commit to the bit. He made his cull poll in spore and then blew it up. Hes also super responsive and active and seems really eager to share his creation techniques and spread the joy of making things in spore [2008]. His blog almost singlehandedly sparked a significant resurgence in interest and playerbase of a 16 year old game that most people see as nothing but a meme. Hes just a guy who likes spore [2008]

i say vote for making you in spore because seeing them blow up their opponents after they win is hilarious

@amtrak-official

Top tier content that will also radicalize you for public transport reform, this is what tumblr was made for

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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hey a quick shout out to transmascs who want to get a phalloplasty. mfs are so toxic to you for wanting a dick which imo is stupid as shit. live ur life!! u deserve your dick!!!! don’t let mfs who don’t understand judge u for vibing!!!!!! I hope your current or future healing goes well and it makes you love yourself even more than you currently do

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Silly Game Time: What's a live-action movie or play you think would be cool to see animated (or with the Muppets if you're a fan of them)?

Hear me out: hades town animated in a really flowy painted style, and the gods each have a designated colour, while they're on screen, the whole world warps towards them and stains their colour (hey little songbird: hades turns the surroundings black like coal, living it up on top: persephone lights the tavern gold, doubt comes in: the fates drown everything in blue). When Orpheus sings his song, he spreads red, more and more as he writes his song. During the second chant, hades fills the screen, until Orpheus sings for him, and he fills everything red with hope.

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@same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday

The moon dressed as Saturn.

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"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord