can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,
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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
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me: *receives text*
me: i should reply to that
me:
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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Rule
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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Pin for survivors
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