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meant to post this a couple days ago, but here’s some doodles of CORE I made in a legal court of law

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((ANOUNCEMENT!

((I won't be posting my main roleplay things here anymore, it's too messy and out of context compared to the community it's getting relogged to. I will still have this blog open to asks, and I'll mostly be posting some smaller, less serious things here like art and memes. Thanks for understanding!

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reblog this if your blog is a EVIL space on EVIL fools and WILL MOST CERTAINLY have any JUMPERS, SCREAMERS, or anything SCARY or anxiety inducing

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"Ok... this has gone on for long enough. Also, I think someone was about to set me on fire for this prank and I am NOT going to the medbay. So! The cake hunt is over! Let me unlock this closet here..."

Mace opens an inconspicuous storage closet in the hallway. There's more things in there than the eye can see. Tables, paperwork, pens, computers... are the most mundane things here. Are those... bagpipes? A guitar? The front door to the building?

How the hell did Mace manage to fit a car in here?!

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"So, good news! There's no longer seventy cakes."

"Bad news. There's no longer seventy cakes."

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"Wow."

"You guys really suck at this, huh?"

"It's been TWELVE HOURS and barely half the cakes have been found. I didn't even try to hide them that well. I'm turning up the music louder. And I'm taking suggestions! Only horrible songs, the cakes are gonna get gross if you leave them out for too long so you guys BETTER FIND THEM."

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Mace's voice plays from her mini cameras again.

"SIGH. I'm so disappointed. I've put all this time, money, and effort into this prank... and only a few of you seem to care! Let's see, there's about... a hundred cakes left to find? Yeah, that sounds about right. And they're all around the building, disguised as objects. Any objects! You'll probably break something trying to find them all. Hurry up, I can't keep all these objects in my closet forever!"

"Wait... maybe that's not enough. I think you guys need a little motivation, huh?"

Theres the sound of something clattering. Something's set down by the microphone connected to the cameras. "Here it is! Maybe you all will like some music. As long as there's a cake, this is going to keep playing. Over. And over again. Good luck!"

:)

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"Oh yeah. Forgot to mention. I'm not giving back anything I've replaced until all the cakes are found. And that includes a few computers I've swapped. Have fun!"

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"Don't think the rebranding is very accurate."

Dr. Viktor is still wearing a gas mask. He's not about to be caught in anyone's idiotic pranks.

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"I've also hidden some small cameras around the building so i can watch you guys be baffled by the cake. There's more than you think."

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There's an unsigned note on the gossip board. But its pretty obvious who it's from.

"APRIL FOOLS FUCKFACES! I've spent my paycheck to order a shit ton of hyper realistic cakes and I've replaced various objects in the facility with them. Good luck trying to do work when your printer is made out of chocolate."

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There's a post uploaded to the forums.

"Hello everyone! I'll be returning to work in the medbay this evening. Sorry if I've left people wondering where I am, I realized I never specified."

"Please feel free to let me know if you need anything, both in and out of the medbay. I'll be catching up on any work I've missed for the next hour or so."

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Dr. Viktor has put on a gas mask and is walking around the building, hoping to collect some samples of the mold. While he's interested in its effects, he's had too much experience to take any chances with getting infected. Especially now that he has such a weak immune system.

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"You know what. That's it. That's it! I'm DONE with the bullshit security in this place. How the fuck do we just let people WALTZ INTO THE BUILDING WITHOUT STOPPING THEM. And if you're really standing by this 'evil scientist' title you gotta have STANDARDS!"

"So, if there aren't already, I'm taking inspiration from my logo-turrets and making some ID card readers. And yes! They will be connected to the turrets so if anyone tries to break them, they will be shot."

"Can't believe we don't have the most basic security in here..."

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It's quiet again in the workshop. CORE was doing something; or at least the drone wasn't turning on. And Viktor was doing... whatever work shit he does. So Mace is alone again.

There's not a lot of work to do, and no motivation to start anything new, so she's working on that painting she started a couple weeks ago.

She's not as bad as she thought she would be, since she's had to make a ton of blueprints in the past. And especially after building Cora, she got her anatomy down well.

It's a painting of a woman. She has long, blonde hair, sweatpants and a paint-stained t-shirt. She wouldn't be recognized by anyone at the ESC. But Mace seems to have no problem drawing without a reference.

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"... I suppose now would be a good time to get my own office, wouldn't it?"

Cora oddly enough isn't in the medbay. They're walking around looking for an unoccupied room.

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Cora is working again in the medbay. They've caught up on everything they've missed, since they weren't able to see all the records while in the drone. If you look closely you can see the stitches on their right arm are slightly different, and there's a couple more nearby where they had been stabbed.