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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye
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i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT
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tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you
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I like noticing details that no one sees
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shoutout to this week for ending
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me at night trying to sleep: concocts an elaborate novel length story complete with romantic subplots, mysteries, and numerous different arcs.
me during the day trying to write: no thoughts, head empty.
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w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”
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cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part
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when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree
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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??
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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?
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U ever abt to explain urself to somebody and then ur like ??? I literally don’t have to lmaooo
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