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2 of my fav pics, tongue eating parasite found in a tuna can
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this belongs here
enjoy
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i can’t believe i fell for it
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Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
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@ straight people:
Honestly what the fuck
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crowdsourcing a 200k @hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus fanfic: part 8
at long last, i'm back to writing The Fic!! however, being an Internet Funnyman is difficult sometimes and i can't decide what should be written above the Capital Building doors!! oh golly goodness!! here's what i have right now:
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this is a spoiler, sort of, but i think it's worth it for some audience participation. (also, ideally, the chapter will be out before this poll ends. i just want to scope out the general vibe.)
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hungergames @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend
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I'ma just let me predictive text do everything following the dots: I have a good day at school today and I have a good day at school today and I have a good day at school today and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you and miss the color of the dress with the colors and the color event you have to make sure you are safe and comfortable with your buttcheeeks in your face and the rest of your day is a great time for you to do it for me and I am so sorry for your boyfriend to get to the house and I am not going to do anything to you anymore because I don't want to be with my mom and sister and her body is it all the way to the end of the day and I am trying to do it for you and your family is that way to get back into my life and my body is not grammatically correct to me because I don't care about it and I don't care about you anymore but you know that it's hard to do what I want to do for my life and my job is it just a little bit of my life and my body is not grammatically correct to me and I don't care about what I need for it to you and I do you want to get out that I would have a good day at school today and I was going to do it for you and I was going to do things that I would have to do things and I do not want to do anything else and I do not want to do anything else and I'm trying it for the reason I would not be able to do things that you could of thought you might want you back in a little while I don't know what time you are going to do it is that you don't have to do that to me and my mom is going to have to be there for me
that certainly turned into a rollercoaster of a story lmao, thank you
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
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THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
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thank you so very much, I have missed the boops
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I managed to achieve lolblr, I am quite proud
don’t be shy turn on your boops-
LET ME BOOP YOU GOD DAMN IT
omg I woke up to like 5 asks about this and had no idea what anyone was talking about bc I refuse to update my tumblr app lmao
BUT I HAVE NOW TURNED ON THE BOOPS !!!
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RIP to the boop button
you shall be very dearly missed <3
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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oh
don’t be shy turn on your boops-
LET ME BOOP YOU GOD DAMN IT
omg I woke up to like 5 asks about this and had no idea what anyone was talking about bc I refuse to update my tumblr app lmao
BUT I HAVE NOW TURNED ON THE BOOPS !!!
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it has escalated omg
don’t be shy turn on your boops-
LET ME BOOP YOU GOD DAMN IT
omg I woke up to like 5 asks about this and had no idea what anyone was talking about bc I refuse to update my tumblr app lmao
BUT I HAVE NOW TURNED ON THE BOOPS !!!
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it is with a heavy (cryptid) heart that i inform you all that @/hellsite-hall-of-fame and i have decided to go our separate ways
details under the break
we are no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i a full commitment is what i am thinking of you would not get this from any other guy
i just wanna tell you how i am feeling gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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we have known each other for so long your heart has been aching, but you are too shy to say it inside, we both know what has been going on we know the game and we are gonna play it
and if you ask me how i am feeling do not tell me you are too blind to see
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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we have known each other for so long your heart has been aching, but you are too shy to say it inside, we both know what has been going on we know the game and we are gonna play it
i just wanna tell you how i am feeling gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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april fools btw hehehehe (please do not hate meeeee)
Madame Curator i love you very very much ♡ ♡ ♡
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
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