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i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth

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Let it be known that I came up with the idea of a cute murderous tiny demon maid wielding brooms as weapons first.

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"Not all the cuddling has to be platonic~"

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"The more Freddys, the cuddlier~" Michi sighs, dreamily.

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"No need for that, Alice. I'm here now :) And I can always sic Kiri after her. I don't think she stands a chance against her~"

"I see Michi's back in the Office. Hey, any updates on what became of my god awful trickster alternate?"

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"I just got- ahem. I just got back from Hell, Alice, I haven't had time to check up on her but last I know she is crawling around unbound because someone was stupid enough to let her out."

"I see Michi's back in the Office. Hey, any updates on what became of my god awful trickster alternate?"

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Lilith is very busy with demons and souls during Halloween but as soon as the festivities end She is coming to the Office to visit Her favorite humans.

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"IT'S DEMON SEASON!"

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"Somehow, it was always going to end up like this, wasn't it?" Lillith, Queen of Hell, Mother of Demons, asks. There's a hint of mournfulness in Her tone. If She could, She would shield the mortals from the Divine Conflicts.

It was inevitable. Lucifer, Prince of Lies, The Beast, The Lightbringer, Morningstar, agrees. He is not what they paint him as. His vessel radiates, a pure light coming from within him and reflected outwards, a harbinger and transmitter shaped beyond human comprehension. He usually does not appear in a mortal form.

"I was afraid it would be more bloody. I hope they have the good mind to direct their blows at each other and leave the humans out of this. They're all already scared enough as it is. No one knows what's happening."

Divine Intervention. Lucifer pauses. Perhaps not Divinity. Something beyond Divinity. Something that drives this tale forward. The Narrative.

They fell in a brief silence.

"And your siblings?"

Worried. Some of them are hiding, others are gearing for a fight, and others are watching over humanity. How about Hell?

"I told them to stand their ground and wait for My orders. The older demons may not listen, and if they survive whatever battle they are starting, I will put them down Myself. Most are just holding their breath."

Well. All things considering, it is nice to see you again, Lillith. Lucifer's voice is warm.

Lillith smiles.

"It's nice to see you again too, old friend."

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What happened? Is anyone still around? Hello? Lee? Freddy??

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‘💟’?

Send ‘💟’ and I’ll write a potential blurb for my muse’s dating profile.

Hell is Hot, Heaven is cold, that's why they call it parad-ice~

😈 Turn ons!

Chocolate

Good music

Dorks and Nerds

Guys with glasses

Anime lovers

Robot enthusiasts

Inspectors ;)

Scientists ;)

Shy boys (and other shy humans)

👿 Turn offs!

Brunettes with green eyes

Dreamy girls

Princesses

Girls whose names start with the letter M, end with the letter A and whose surname start with the letter N

god

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figure: has my muse met any notable, historical figures? did they get along with them? why or why not?

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Lilith has met practically all of them, both on Earth and in Hell. On Earth, she's met God, Adam, Eve and Lucifer. She got along with everyone but God.

In Hell, she's met politicians, celebrities, religious people and activists.

She prefers celebrities and artists over all the others. Even the truly heinous ones are more interesting than your average corrupt politician or priest.

Sometimes she even administers punishments based on their art, just to bee ironic.

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event: was my muse involved involved in any important, historical event? do they remember it? is there anything they wish they’d done differently?

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Lilith was involved in the beginning of humanity, the Garden of Eden. As the legend went, she was Adam's first wife, but rejected him and rejected 'God' (Joshua's) plans for them, which led to her getting targeted by the vengeful god.

She wasn't much involved in what happened afterwards because she traded with Lucifer, descending down to Hell to rule over it in place of him. But she often wished she would've spoken to Eve before she left.

Given her some words of encouragement, told her not to follow god's plans just because she feared retribution, maybe tried to convince both Adam and Eve to tell Joshua to fuck off.

Maybe it wouldn't have changed anything, maybe Joshua would've just ditched them and started again with new humans until they played along, but she still wished she tried harder.

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Purgatori by Tixnen

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for the immortals… 

send one ( or more ) in to learn all about

language: how have shifts in language affected my muse? 

dining: are there any particular meals / foods my muse misses, that are no longer made? 

length: how long does my muse want to live? do they think they’ve lived long enough, already? 

time: is there any time period / era my muse has lived through that they wish they could go back to?

figure: has my muse met any notable, historical figures? did they get along with them? why or why not?

landmark:  was my muse around while an important landmark was being built? what do they remember about that time?

society: has my muse noticed any changes within the society they live in? do they think these are for the better or worse? 

lost:  are their any items my muse owns that, if broken / stolen, could never be replaced, because they’re no longer being made? 

event: was my muse involved involved in any important, historical event? do they remember it? is there anything they wish they’d done differently?

love: is there anyone my muse has fallen in love with over the years? are they still alive? if not, does my muse do anything to commemorate them (ie. leaving flowers on their grave, etc.)? 

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“I thought the grimdark Office could use some more enticement~”

“WHO ARE ALL THESE SCANTILY CLAD LADIES AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN OUR OFFICE.”