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Summer bumping

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All curves 😍

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Who wants a bump like this?

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Your boss' profile picture on LinkedIn. Yes, she's a CEO, but she's also a professional breeder and an active member of the Cult of Asherah. One doesn't take away from the other and she's proud to flout her fertile body to you in the workplace.

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Some photos from your sister's birth shoot. Just because she was having a baby out of wedlock, doesn't mean she stopped looking for a man. A healthy crown on a dating profile would drive any man looking for a babymomma crazy. The more experienced birther the better.

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She's standing there without a ring on her finger buying things for her maternity dorm when she gives birth this semester. She catches you out of the corner of her eye oggling her, and pulls her shorts down to reveal her outie belly button. She's thristing hard for a cold approach, how do you open?

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Just wanted to give y'all a role model. She's 24, a single mother, a realtor, a homeowner, and a professional surrogate. With just a little hustle she went from charity case to six figure baby momma. THIS IS POSSIBLE. You can get knocked up and still be successful!

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Muslim sex worker talking about losing her virginity in Pakistan and working while pregnant. Imagine having this kind of confidence.

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A new tradition at weddings in the near future: the kissing of bellies by the bride and the mother-in-law. Since every woman is pregnant it's only assumed you would want a photo of them together!

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You're a single father who just walked his kid to the bus stop for the first day of school. The pregnant recent divorcee has just done the same and gives you this look when she asks you to come over for tea.

Do you say yes?