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henchwiz-gremlin · 3 months
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium
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:> made a shrimb ornament
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henchwiz-gremlin · 3 months
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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henchwiz-gremlin · 3 months
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shrimp wizard
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henchwiz-gremlin · 9 months
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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
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henchwiz-gremlin · 9 months
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I am also being able to assist you for a price! I can maybe be running around and you can be casting spells at me?
Question for you fellow wizards out there! How do I test out a new scepter or wand or spellbook anything like that
Mostly because I’ve um. Been using the same wizard equipment for a while so it might have a different feel than usual no other reason you get it yeah
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henchwiz-gremlin · 10 months
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henchwiz-gremlin · 10 months
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you are never being able to escape us!!
wizard infestation on my blog
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henchwiz-gremlin · 10 months
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do you guys want to see my math rock made of actual rock
I've decided to start a fight
anyways geometry sucks algebra best math
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henchwiz-gremlin · 11 months
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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henchwiz-gremlin · 11 months
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haha you are so so funny. this is not being true. falseness is being spread.
fun wizard fact
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Wizards will often assert dominance by hat size. They're also characterized by their skrunklyness
Some pretend to be a wizards. False wizzies. Can you pick out the most dominant wizard and the false wizard out of the 3 in this photo?
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henchwiz-gremlin · 11 months
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oh the outside is be[e]ing so so so delightful!
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henchwiz-gremlin · 11 months
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oh! i am wondering if the wizard is needing to be a wizard or if the wizard is being wizardlike is being okay?
Wizard Games Player Scouting
The next game is already being hammered out in the workshop. Wizard Race will return in the late summer, but in the meantime, we have another game in the works. The next Wizard Game is going to be called Arcane Arena. The Arena will have a starting cast of 24 players, all competing to be the last one standing. While the main cast is somewhat limited in this way, the game will progress utilizing mechanics of audience participation so there will be no shortage of opportunities to take part in the action!
Once I have the details hammered out and everything prepared, I'll start reaching out to people about player positions. If you aren't already on the leaderboard and you want to express your interest in taking part in the next Wizard Game, reblog this post to volunteer, and you might be selected as one of our players!
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henchwiz-gremlin · 1 year
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To be honest, I have no clue which wizard council I fall under. Every time I try to see which one is paying the department's budget, it seems like my memory gets erased.
Whichever one it is, I would love to petition for a new department orb. The current one is a bit banged up and potentially cursed.
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henchwiz-gremlin · 1 year
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Aghhhhhh bots
I cast spell of Block and Report
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henchwiz-gremlin · 1 year
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*scuttles around town picking up parts of road and wall and replacing with dirt and native plant seeds before clambering away and lying in wait for evil deeds to occur*
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henchwiz-gremlin · 1 year
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