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hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

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‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

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*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

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... nobody else by eduziggy

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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

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you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

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*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

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gotta teach myself how to use a sewing machine so i can make the tshirt of my dreams

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