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there is this annoying trend where for example someone will like. reinvent phrenology and someone will point out " you know the nazi's believed in that" and then response they'll go "oh so i should make sure my phrenology isn't racist or anti-sematic!" because they don't understand that assigning physical traits to intelligence or morality is still bad no matter what, not just because "people who i know are objectly bad share those beliefs for the wrong reasons" and this happens everytime.

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

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I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON’T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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Low effort, low quality meme time

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I don't know

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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I'm sorry for the White Collar spam I've just got a lot of feelings

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So I started White Collar. It's legitimately a show built solely around the fact that Matt Bomer is beautiful and therefore can get away with anything. That's it. That's the entire plot 🤣🤣

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white collar goes so hard because they will stop at NOTHING to close cases that usually dont matter at all. like, enjoy the steep fine i hope forging antique bottles was worth it 😈 the stakes have never been lower. its about the journey

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever watched White Collar?

It’s pure serotonin 🥰🥰