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when ao3 is down... I love you ao3, and thank you so much to the people who work so hard to make it such a lovely place!!

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Rhodey is such an underrated character, and it frustrates me to no end!! It's really interesting to see military personnel portrayed the way Marvel has for Rhodey, and he's such an important person for others like Tony as well. He calls him out, supports him, let's Tony support him back...Rhodey deserves more LOVE

And as a person I wish we got to learn more about him. I want to know more!! I suppose I say that about most characters though.

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Term starting up...

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Steve: I have news

Bucky: Okay

Steve: I'm bisexual

Bucky, waiting: ...

Bucky: Nice, but what's the news?

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#not me sitting at home with my dismembered and beheaded Ken doll standing as a warning outside

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Loki: I shall rule the world alongside my queen!!

Thor: Queen???

Loki, lifting a snake up lion king style: My beloved reptilian friend!

Thor, backing up: Oh no

Snake: Oh yesssssss

Thor, horrified: I support you in most endeavors, dear brother, but this...

Loki: :(

Thor: Oh alright, whatever you desire

Loki: :D

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Thor: I was trying to pay for my books today and the kind man at the counter wouldn't let me

Peter: At a bookstore?

Thor: Yes, it had lovely stone lions outside the front doors

Peter, grinning: You went to the library!!

Thor, bouncing in place: The Library! I must return to this store with free books!!

Peter: You uh, can't keep those

Thor: ... I gave them to a kind man on the street ...

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Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Severus Snape/Original Male Character(s), Minerva McGonagall/Original Male Character(s), Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Ron Weasley, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black Additional Tags: Chatting & Messaging, Texting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Group chat, Idiots in Love, Fluff and Angst, but like mild angst, Meme Behavior, Crack Treated Seriously, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, For we deserve a soft epilogue my love, - some famous person, chatfic, Asexual Ron Weasley, LGBTQ Themes, Most characters are gay, or bi or pan, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Theo Nott’s Dad is a Dick, Major Character Injury, PTSD, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Protective Slytherins, Pansy Parkinson is a Good Friend, Demisexuality, Severus Snape Has a Heart, Severus Snape Lives, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin Live Series: Part 1 of Hogwarts ChatFic Universe Summary:

Hermione renamed UntitledGroup Chat to S&G_HouseUnity Group Chat

Hermione added Ron, Draco, Harry, and 6 others to S&G_HouseUnity Group Chat — — — — — — — — DivineFeline: Severus. Do you think Albus considered the ‘inter-house-unity’ texting at all before he implemented it?

DivineFeline: Don’t bother answering. He never does.

read by potionsPrince at 12:08am

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I wrote this in the supermarket so take with a grain of salt

what if...what if I wrote an avengers fanfic where they were all fruits?

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what if...what if I wrote an avengers fanfic where they were all fruits?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, WWII, Mentioned Howling Commandos (Marvel), Supportive Howlies, Gay Steve Rogers, Gay Bucky Barnes, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Bucky Barnes is Not the Winter Soldier, Captain America Steve Rogers, Love, I Made Myself Cry, Bittersweet Ending, they’re in love your honor, Bucky Barnes Feels, Hugs, Kisses in the rain, Boys In Love, Goodbyes, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, they just want to make it out of the war alive, God they’re so in love, Angst and Feels Summary:

What if Steve and Bucky met up at the army base before going after HYDRA? What if Bucky wasn’t on the mission with his friend, and he tried to keep Steve safe and off the field, and emotions bubbled to the surface when Steve found out? What if a confession was made and — ___

“Because I can’t stand the idea of something happening to you. I can’t fucking cope with the thought of you being in danger without me there to help. I can’t do none of this shit without you, Stevie.”

Steve’s eyes were wide, but once Bucky had started talking, he couldn’t stop. “You know why I’m fightin’ this war? Why I shipped out here to begin with? You think I joined up because I was feelin’ patriotic? To make Uncle Sam proud? I joined to keep you safe, Stevie."

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Loki (Marvel) & Original Character(s) Characters: Loki (Marvel), Original Human Character(s) Additional Tags: Dark Loki (Marvel), Loki-centric (Marvel), Philosophy, God Complex, Metaphors, Blood and Violence, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Open to Interpretation, Character Death, but maybe not?, Morally Ambiguous Character, Ambiguous Relationships, Violence as a Metaphor for Intimacy, Stabbing, Stabbing as a metaphor for sex, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ IT, do i have a god complex? Summary:

The black haired being cocked his head to the side, the corners of his absurdly cherry red lips turning up in a mockery of a smile. The expression was profoundly wrong on his face in a way that was impossible to pin down, and people in the crowd shuddered at the crude imitation of what they had always assumed to be a universal emotion.

Or: A retelling of the scene in the first Avengers movie where he makes the group of socialites kneel.

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Clint Barton/Phil Coulson Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Shuri (Marvel), Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, King Bucky Barnes, Peasant Steve Rogers, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, Trans Female Character, Trans Harley Keener, Precious Peter Parker, Toddler Peter Parker, Bottom Steve Rogers, Hurt Steve Rogers, Top Bucky Barnes, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Steve Rogers Whump, Bucky Barnes is Not the Winter Soldier, but he can be brutal if you hurt his loved ones, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Friends to Lovers, Best Friends, Smut, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Fluff, Idiots in Love, Whump, Major Character Injury, Blood and Violence Summary:

Steve Rogers is best friend to ex-Crown Prince (now King) James ‘Bucky’ Barnes, but their relationship is so much more than that. Taken in by the royals as an orphaned peasant boy to provide James with company, Steve and Bucky became fast friends. After Bucky’s mother passed away giving birth to the youngest Barnes child, Peter, the two friends took over raising Bucky’s siblings. Brought together over the years, the two harbour intense romantic feelings for each other; so when Bucky’s father, George, finally passes away and Bucky becomes king, it’s obvious to him who should sit beside him on the throne. How will their feelings for each other affect Bucky’s rule, and in the meantime, why is someone trying to assassinate Steve?

***A Royalty AU in which Steve and Bucky have been best friends forever, and are now engaged, but must survive various trials first. (Peter, Shuri, and Harley are Bucky’s younger siblings!)

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Bucky, looking at Peter: What’s ‘fro-yo’?

Peter, holding a cup of frozen yogurt: It’s like, do you know what ice cream is?

Bucky: Yes??? I’m not tHaT old

Peter: Well, for-yo is ice cream but healthy!

Bucky, watching Peter eat: Do they have different flavors?

Peter: Yep!

Peter: Wanna try some?

Bucky: …

Bucky: Yes

Peter: :D

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Hawkeye themed pins!! I was watching parts of the first Avengers movie today and got so sad when Phil died...🥺

Sending love for our beloved SHIELD Agents into the world today <3

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Support the movement to end gun violence in America. Felt like making some pins, and I saw one like this online that I loved, so - voila!!

Visit Amnesty International to learn more!

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I imagine Peter cringing at the emoji but loving it deep down...FOUND FAMILY asdfghjlml