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hey sluts long time no see :’)

I wanna try something new for this blog, maybe like oneshots for some of the characters or even some creepypasta ships.

Ask me questions  /recommend some headcanons or oneshot ideas. 

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Can you do some headcannons for Dadbrine?

I think I’ve already done headcanons for him

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Eyeless Jack demon heat headcanons please???

(So sorry if this is very late. I’ve decided to take a break from this blog for a while. )

NSFW warning

Eyeless Jack demon heat headcanons

He would be more aggressive and unlikable compared to how he normally behaves.

Would have a very pungent smell around him when he gets into heat.

Does not wear his masks often as he would if he were not in heat.

Would definitely dry hump any soft object near him if he had the chance too. If he can't help himself, he'd do it right in front of people.

He usually prefers a female mate when he's in heat so he'd find a way to touch or stay near the girls but not too far as to grope them. (not unless they agreed to it)

Uses the excuse of not having eyes when he “accidentally” touches a girl or purposely walking into them changing or showering

As much as he stays towards the girls, he also tries to avoid being around people in general because of the smell.

Touches himself every chance he gets. Would not care if people were around, he'd find it hot if someone was to watch him jerk off.

Once he finds a mate, it'd be hard to get away from him as he's always clinging onto them.

The s3x would be intense and would go too far to the point where he breaks some of the ribs of his mate (at least that's my idea of hardcore s3x)

lowk has a breeding kink

That’s all I’ve got :( sorry if it’s very short. 

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BEN: Tall people always be pressed. Stay mad luv.

Jeff: I don't wanna hear you short ass ask people to get things on the top shelf.

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Ben: let's get something s*

Jeff: ...what'd you say?

Ben: s*..the s word, bro

Jeff: what the fuck is an s word?

Ben: *shivers in fear* something I could never be..truly a nightmare

Toby: sourpatch kids!

EJ: y'all good?...

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Proxies in an interview

Masky: we may not seem like it, but we're more smarter than we look

Toby in the background: what was the name of the boat from the movie Titanic?

Hoodie: He's more smarter when he doesn't speak, I promise-

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uhM so i made a blog for otome games,,*ehem*  Obey Me! *ehem*,, oOp but I will still *TRY* and be active on this blog ofc :)

Follow my other blog uwuwuwu <3

I'mma pull up in the Obey Me! fandom

It's a new Obey Me! blog ig,, where I post headcannons, some drawings (?), and just shitposts about Obey Me! so,, don't be shy, follow me 💫✨

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Creepypastas response to "I want a baby"

Jeff The killer: you're an imbecile.

Eyeless Jack: no, it's okay.

Ticci Toby: i want freedom and world domination,, we all want things.

Slenderman: and i would love to have a face, you ain't special

Laughing Jack: lmao you ain't the only one who's a joke then

Masky: no. bUT DON'T ASK ANYONE ELSE TO DO IT.

Hoodie: *doesn't bother minding your bullshit*

Ben Drowned: we literally have $8 combined.

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I'm back (but am I really?)

Y'all still alive?? KSJSSJSK anyway,, this blog died for a few months but we back,, so leave any requests for headcannons and other shit <3 Ill try my best to answer them all.

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Gaming creepypastas groupchat part 2

Thot in training- Petition to kick Glitchy out of our squad

Poke my balls- excuse you, thot

DOMinos pizza- ah yes, the typical lover's quarrel

WelCUM to SUBway- kssksjksks and I oop-

Ball of blue pubes- Petition to kick Glitchy and this glitter dick out of our squad

DOMinos pizza- Brother, I told you not to say that anymore

WelCUM to SUBway- can we just kiCK EVERYONE OUT OF THE GC?-

Ball of Blue pubes- Herobrine can stay

Papa Brines- Hahaha yeah

Ball of Blue pubes- ...

WelCUM to SUBway- ew

DOMinos pizza- it was funny at first, why'd you have to speak?

Poke my balls- my mood just dropped

Papa Brines- wth you guys are so mean

WelCUM to SUBway- not my gay ass

Papa Brines- especially you, Ben

WelCUM to SUBway- y'all hear sumn?..

Thot in training- Hero's nonexistent human rights desperately calling for help

Poke my balls- PINUS

Ball of Blue pubes- I'm bored

DOMinos pizza- okay.

Poke my balls- bet nobody gives a fuck.

WelCUM to SUBway- let's play a game

Thot in training- let's play the quiet game

Poke my balls- uGGHHHHH

Thot in training- whoever speaks gets their nudes leaked

Poke my balls- Jokes on you. I'm too self conscious to even picture my body.

Thot in training- bet.

Thot in training- *sends pic of a half naked mirror selfie of Glitchy*

Ball of Blue pubes- yUUCCCKKK

WelCUM to SUBway- how to block a picture-

DOMinos pizza- what's it like to be shaped like a plank of wood

Papa Brines- it sucks

DOMinos pizza- mOTHER FUCKER AM I TALKING TO YOU???

Thot in training- he was asking glitchy, not you..jesus christ

Papa Brines- that's it. I'm leaving.

Ball of Blue Pubes- okay.

WelCUM to SUBway- bye, i guess??

Thot in training- go then

DOMinos pizza-..finally

Poke my balls- briNG PIZZA ON YOUR WAY BACK

Seenzoner-...

Seenzoner- *sends all of their half naked pics*

DOMinos pizza- i-

WelCUM to SUBway- OEHDJEZIB WHRE DID YOH GET THAY-

Thot in training- wHATATHS HELL????

Ball of blue pubes- i kNEW YOU WERE A RAT-

Papa Brines- gOODFUCKJNGBYE-

Seenzoner- ..

Seenzoner- Y'all spoke.

Seenzoner- I win.

*logs out*

WelCUM to SUBway- this bitch-

(To be continued)

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Toby: Imagine having a deaf girlfriend-

Masky: why would I-

Toby: and you argue with her in sign language..

...

what would you do if she closes her eyes?..

Masky: I-

Both: ..

Masky: well, fuck..

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Hi, yes, ya bitch is not dead yet. Sorry for being inactive (i doubt this fandom is still alive). I will be posting more content soon but until then, I promised myself I would focus first on school work and then juMP RIGHT BACK INTO MAKING SHITTY ASS POSTS. Just wanted to put a little dIsClAImeR for those who think I abandoned this account hehe.

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could you do LJ crack headcanons? :00 your posts make me smile xD

I've already done one for LJ but it's sort of a flop hehe

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And that's on periodt.

Ok, Link is cool and all but like...Dark Link hits DIFFERENT

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Ben: do owls walk?

Dark Link: bro-

Ben: Isn't hula hooping a sport?

Dark Link: Ben-

Ben: How high is high?

Dark Link: you're on the highest level of me knocking your ass out gO TO SLEEP

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Are you on hiatus or anything? If not can you please give some Dark Link headcanons? Thank you so much if you do!

Dark Link, CRACK HEADCANONS

Resting bitch face on point

Stealthy as fuck

Can do parkour but would rather just walk

Has the ability to turn into a shadow

Uses this as an advantage to stalk people

Highkey emotionless

"Bad bitch" vibes but is afraid of rats

Has his own "epona" but like a dead one but it's not really dead it's just..there iTS ALIVE THO

Likes bottoms...if you know what I mean

Compares his sword to his dic-

"How many swords do you have?"

"Around 11..12 if you count down there"

the one that "works out" but would be often seen eating fried chicken or just bread

Slender's messenger deadass

Panics when he sees girls

Doesn't really talk that much but screams when he plays mario kart

Makes fun of Ben for vaping

"Daddy deliciousness" by his friends

Has a a hard time opening up

Everything he owns is either black, grey, dark red or white

His hair color can change depending on his mood (only to raven black, grey, or platinum white)

ls actually very lazy

Hates chess or any other board games

Lowkey very protective of Ben (since it's the only family member he remembers)

Is lowkey confused with technology but he's getting there

The most physically active out of his squad

Takes over Herobrine's place from time to time just because he gets payed too

Just wants food

I love him

We stan

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Please EJxJeff headcanons!!! I love your blog!

EJ x Jeff headcanons

Like any other best friends or soulmates, EJ and Jeff are inseparable. Even though Jeff likes to be alone and EJ likes his peace and quiet while working, you would always find them together at some point.

No matter what, EJ and Jeff always finds a way to hang out with each other whenever it's their "free time". This would include having a few drinks (only Jeff tho, EJ would just eat organs) or taking a walk around the forest, sitting by the sea side and discussing about life or going on a killing spree with each other.

They may seem snobby or mean (mainly Jeff, EJ is just quiet) to others but are actually quite sweet..only to each other though.

Would have that love-"hate" relationship. This is due to the fact that Jeff would never admit he has feelings for someone. He bullies EJ in front of others but later makes up for it when they are alone.

"I love you, bro."

"Love you too, bro. No homo..?"

"Yes homo."

In their relationship, EJ is the dominant one. Although Jeff likes to boss around or control him, he's submissive under EJ.

Both of them don't really like showing each other off to people or doing PDA just because they feel like they need to keep their relationship quiet. EJ knows that Jeff would hate it if the others found out he had a soft spot for someone.

Jeff goes to EJ for advice or just because he needs someone to talk to. It would always result in being useless since Jeff never really listens to anyone and does what he wants. He just loves being comfortable around EJ and knows he can trust him.

EJ would be the only one to calm Jeff down if he was enraged. This is dangerous since the killer always reacts violently if someone tries to talk to him when he's furious. It takes a while to calm Jeff down but EJ already got the hang of it.

Doesn't have cute pet names for eachother. Instead they call eachother "bro", "dude" or "bitch".

Jeff hates cuddling and EJ just doesn't care about it so from time to time, they would just give eachother a quick "bro" hug or even just a pat on the shoulder. This is because they refuse to show their soft sides for each other.

Roasts eachother almost all the time but they would just laugh it off.

Would definitely be that couple that talks shit about other people. Jeff is normally the one to start the convo and EJ just goes along with it because love.

"Bro, I want to wear your hoodie"

"You already have one on??"

"...do you even really love me?"

"Oh for fucks sake-"

As expected in every relationship, they would frequently get into fights. Both verbal and physical. This is because Jeff would easily get annoyed or angry at small little things or even triggering words. EJ already understands why his lover/best friend behaves this way and just lets it slide. Even though Jeff always starts these arguments, EJ would always be the one to apoligize.

Their relationship would be fun but would also show signs of toxicity. However, they do not bother with that thought because..well, they love eachother. It's their relationship not everybody else's so why would they care?

They hella cute and iconic as a couple and as best friends

Can't relate.