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I exist in a very cool nebulous space between ‘being a witch’ and ‘having superpowers.’

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The theme of the stakeout playlist is now incomprehensible.

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Going to make Simon watch The Witch.

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At the Nordstrom Rack :-(

I’m SORRY I was at the OUTLET MALL and didn’t know there was a DEMON RABBIT coming to beat the shit out of some random guy from the INTERNET.

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I’m SORRY I was at the OUTLET MALL and didn’t know there was a DEMON RABBIT coming to beat the shit out of some random guy from the INTERNET.

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Oh.

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Just checked my phone and there’s so many texts about rabbits?

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Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.

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Psychic readings canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Are regular sized muffins okay?

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Hey lady! I haven’t seen you since high school! I always respected how much you got shit done and you’re a real girlboss! I have an opening in this organization I’ve been involved with and I think you’d be a really great fit! I think you could really make it big in service to Dread Abezethibou!

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Death cult :-)

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i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

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Ayyyy I'm from New York City and all my food's gotta be easy peezy to eat cuz I'm just so BUSY I gotta GO I don't care about things like flavor or texture experiences and I like my pizza crust to be the consistency of soggy cardboard ayyyy