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me when I have to send two (2) emails:

I am deeper in death at this moment than if the weight of an earthly grave lay heavy upon me!

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✨laconic✨

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sounds like what someone would say if they knew where dracula's grave was🤔

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forget vampires, dracula is actually a novel about the importance of backing up your documents

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van helsing speak like a normal human being challenge

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some dracula book covers

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mina telling jonathan to take pity on dracula because she doesn’t want to be hated if she becomes a vampire I am UNWELL

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jonathan harker: if my wife becomes undead I’m gonna join her in eternal damnation, rip to arthur but I’m built different

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To one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone. I suppose it is thus that in old times one vampire meant many; just as their hideous bodies could only rest in sacred earth, so the holiest love was the recruiting sergeant for their ghastly ranks.

screaming, crying, throwing up, etc.

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van helsing: May I cut off the head of dead Miss Lucy?

arthur: wtf no???

van helsing: yeah imma do it anyway

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come on, jack

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"Then this so sweet maid is a polyandrist"

van helsing is a polycule shipper, confirmed

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he’s back

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mr. jonathan wife guy harker, everyone

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