hjartasalt - Tumblr blog

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We should piss on the poor

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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English added by me :)

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Ég fékk heimþrá 😔

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Attempting to redeem myself

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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adding a "Sad!" at the end of sentences will never not be funny now, trumps tweets were like a Cambrian explosion of linguistics

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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

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This is me rn. If you even care.

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I too enjoy the jerky man

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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now

Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet

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Now we just truly need either a location or a quest... or both

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the ghoul

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Hello gamers I have just finished watching Fallout. I will now be thinking about this for the foreseeable future.

Ok gamers I've started watching the Fallout show

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Lil skeleton baby looks like you'd just served him your brownie

Honestly