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My biggest fear is sucking my own dick on top of a snowy mountain and losing my balance so I roll down it and turn into a huge snowball all the way to the base of the mountain then months later they find my body and it’s just a frozen skeleton self sucking.

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my bf saw the ss shepherd in pikmin 4 and said "hey that looks like the kinda thing furries would turn into a fuckable robot anthro creature" and yknow what? maybe he's onto something

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people who tailgate on the road r sooo crazy like why you up in my cervix like that 😭😭😭😭

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Honcho Magazine - October 1978

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notice how everyone is horny today

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#livingmybestlife

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Honcho Magazine June 1978

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Would you still love me if I was a worm?

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laying an egg quietly and demurely. laying an egg coquettishly

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elves can perform many roles in a party

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elves can perform many roles in a party

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my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:

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don't bother me I'm atop my tower pondering the Fractal Orbs of Pleasure. ascending the accursed spire, so to speak. wizard business, you know how it is.