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The Pines family is on vacation in another state one summer when a fairly old-looking police officer walks up to Dipper and his uncle, and barks out:

“I would know that face anywhere, Stan Pines! You may have thought you were safe to show yourself here again, but I haven’t forgotten what you got away with back in seventy-eight!”

“Nineteen-seventy-eight? Oh, dear. I’m sorry, but I’m afraid it’s my identical twin that you’re looking for. I’m on the straight and narrow, I can assure you —”

“A twin? Of all the bullshit excuses you could come up with, that’s got to be the most unbelievable —”

“Don’t worry, this happens all the time. Stanley’s banned from a lot more states than this one, you see,” Ford tells the cop cheerfully as he rummages through a stuffed leather wallet. “Here you go — proof.”

Sure enough, he hands the cop a picture that shows two identical men in their mid-sixties smiling at the camera, a boat docked in the background.

“Oh, that — that’s — well, then. I judged you too hastily. I apologize, Mister, uh… Mr. Pines…”

“That’s Dr. Pines,” Ford corrects him. “Dr. Stanford Pines.”

“I apologize for the inconvenience, Dr. Pines. I don’t suppose you would know where your brother is at the moment?”

“I have absolutely no idea,” Ford replies, crossing his arms. “It’s impossible to keep track of what he’s up to these days.”

The cop narrows his eyes, as if skeptical.

“What, do you keep tabs on your siblings’ whereabouts at all times? We’re twins, but we aren’t conjoined!”

“Right, right. Sorry for the hassle, I’ll just… be on my way.”

“As you should be. I’m trying to enjoy a vacation with my nephew here.”

Once the officer is out of earshot, Dipper lets out a sigh of relief. 

“Grunkle Stan, does Ford know that you do this every time someone tries to arrest you?”

“Well, by definition it kinda doesn’t work when he’s around, so…”

Dipper just shakes his head.

“Unless we wanted to do that thing where there’s two copies of the person, and they’re both trying to prove that they’re the real one… that could be fun!”

“Grunkle Stan, you’re making me afraid to ever go anywhere with you ever again.”

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how do you draw pigs

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stanford pines, newest zooliminologist.

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the queen of the disco or whatever

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i don’t think he clicked through

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a whole new level of being mixed up with your sibling

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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did you adopt these kids or did the kids adopt you?

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whoops

(follow up to this)

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or is this just a “you and your buddies” thing

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collab with @tazmiilly and @gin-juice-tonic - a redraw of/tribute to my favorite promotional picture ever by sage cotugno. thank you guys! and happy tenth birthday to a tale of two stans!!!

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telling tall tales

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I can't stop crying shshsh, this is one of the most beautiful commissions I've ever been asked to do (Thanks Motty, you're a sweetheart!!) I loved that there were no direct changes for Stan in the genderbend, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!! 🥺🥹💕💕✨️💕💕💖✨️✨️✨️

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Haha funny bird man flying into window WAIT DEAD?? STAN IS DEAD?? NORMAL MAN STAN IS DEAD??? POOR FORD :(

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my marsupial freaks

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a small child is a crevice loving creature