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I like posts to tell op I liked the post. Would you rather not hear I like your post?

No one is entitled to space on my or anyone's blog. Everyone is free to use tumblr however they want.

Just wondering, since everyone always likes even though it doesn't do anything to help spread the post or the blog anywhere

Like, the like button really means nothing. It's just a button. It doesn't spread the original post around at all.

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imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show 

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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

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My poor, innocent therapist today was like "people just make-up stories about the BTS boys?"

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Bartez photographed by Attila Kiss

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Roy Tamer: Jacob Wrestling the Angel

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water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now

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Stress busters. 🩷

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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Vincent van Gogh, Roses, 1890

Vincent van Gogh, Roses, 1890

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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

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Devil = details, Emi Nakajima

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Glenway Wescott, Clinton, New Jersey, 1941, Photographer: George Platt Lynes

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Define your terms.

can someone fact check this