honeychop
honeychop
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honeychop · 5 years ago
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honeychop · 5 years ago
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The first pride was a riot, more specifically a riot against police violence. Trans women like Miss Major and other people of colour paved the way for the celebration of pride today. You cannot celebrate your pride this month, or any month if you aren’t also supporting Black Lives Matter and the riots going on against police violence right now. Us white LGBTQ+ need to stand up for our black siblings and their rights, their struggles. We need to amplify their voices and show any support we can. (Edited to add links and make the image clearer)
Extensive BLM Google doc including places to donate to, education resources, etc
List of 75 things white people can do right now
Simple way to donate to the cause if you have no money to
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honeychop · 5 years ago
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Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this but fuck that! - John Boyega
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honeychop · 5 years ago
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This is going to sound very selfish/pompous, but I'm a really good friend. I try my hardest to always be there for my friends when they need comfort or hyping. I'm always thinking about my friends, like fnding memes they'd enjoy, saving and sending to them, then deleting them because I only downloaded it for them. They're always on my mind.
How is my best friend doing at college in NY?
How are my sisters in Denver?
How is my close friend doing with her job and boyfriend in AZ?
I even think of friends recently lost.
How is that friend who screamed at me in an airport before we left on a trip together? I hope I didn't hurt her too much by breaking it off. I hope she knows I still have and framed the art she made me.
Friends distantly lost.
How is my 9th grade best friend? I saw him in his Netflix show and I'm really happy for him. I'm glad he's still with his girlfriend.
Friends very distantly lost.
How are those girls I knew in elementary? I wonder what they're like now. I wonder what their job goals are, if they're dating, if they're happy.
Yet, all this time spent thinking about and nurturing others still leaves me lonely. I have bad days too. They know this, but if I mention I'm sad my best friend avoids the topic. My sister never answers my messages which isn't her fault, I know she's busy, but it still feels like rejection. No one sends me jokes and memes that I'd enjoy. I don't have a boyfriend to comfort me either. It seems like no one thinks of me and as I lay in my dark room, listening to my sad lady playlist, I hope I'll get a message where I can feel loved.
No such luck today.
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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real talk, bisexual Harry, Big Angry Scar and Indian Harry are the best headcanons in existence. they’re the best.
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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i’m like eight years late to be this obsessed with hp but whatever i guess
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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[place for a desperate comment about me trying to escape drarry hell and failing miserably]
about the 3rd pic: so jkr says that “harry lost his ability to speak parseltongue, about which he was glad and relieved” and sorry but I STRONGLY DISAGREE i want him to get a pet snake and have long conversations with it much to everyone’s annoyance
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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You pulled me into Drarry hell with your amazing and lovely drawings and I have to thank you for that??? Like I finally understand what was missing in my HP experience. Also I'd like to ask what your headcanons were for Harry's and Draco's tattoos? Draco got muggle ones while Harry's can move and I really want to know more about them. Like how many are there? The motives and reasons behind them? Ahh, just thank you so much for sharing your art, i love you.
thank you so much! I’m glad I helped you find your missing piece :’)
and since it’s not the first time I get asked about their tattoos, I decided to answer this one publicly and with pictures. please note that I’m no tattoo designer though, haha.. anyway:
I really enjoy the idea of post-war draco getting to know muggle world that he used to hate blindly because of his upbringing and because of being isolated from it his entire life. exploring technology and muggle pop culture, wearing fancy muggle clothes - I love thinking that he would challenge himself to try all that. that’s why I also enjoy the idea of him getting a still muggle tattoo. it’s a dragon tattoo in a blackwork style (the reasoning behind this is simple: I just love blackwork tattoos a lot, I think they’re really aesthetically pleasing) on his right arm. it sort of supposed to mirror and oppose his dark mark: he got the dark mark as a symbol of loyalty to someone, which proved to be a wrong choice, so he gets a dragon that symbolizes his loyalty to himself (does this make sense. I suck at explanations).
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also a bird tattoo on his neck for no other reason that I hc him as a person who loves birds (shoutout to half blood prince movie, ay).
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now about the dark mark! I’ve seen a few different interpretations of what he might do to it after the war’s over and, seeing as I’m a sucker for angst, my favourite one is that he got it scarred either when he tried to get rid of it with some dangerous magic or due to self-harm.
(fun fact: not everyone knows that apparently inactive dark marks are not black, as often depicted, but red)
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my second favourite is more positive, it’s the one where he accepts his mark as it is and tattoos something over/around it. for example, flowers
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(not that I’m completely against the idea of him getting wizarding tattoos though, for example, I really love his moving tattoos in this fic)
now, harry. harry, on the other hand, must be fascinated with a concept of moving magical tattoos that react in a certain way when you touch them so I thought he’d definitely get one or two. the first one is a snitch that flutters across his body, and if you manage to “catch” it, the “I open at the close” words appear above it.
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and right above his heart is a lily flower bud tattoo that blooms when touched. in memory of his mother, of course
(ft horcrux scar)
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he’d probably get a muggle one as well. something like this, maybe? stag antlers, a black dog and a wolf since I totally see him as that kind of person who gets tattoos in honour of people who are/were dear to him
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I’ve also seen a plenty of fanarts where they have more tattoos, like entire tattoo sleeves, for example, and the ones where their tattoos don’t have any deep meaning within them, and as a person who believes that tattoos don’t necessarily have to be deep and meaningful if they are beautiful, I quite enjoy those too actually
wow this was long and incoherent sorry I’ll. see myself out now haha
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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who would win: ginny and her tacky 90s clothes or luna and her tacky wizard robes? the answer is why would they fight, they’re in love
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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I just made love to my girlfriend.
She asked, “If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby?”
I took off my condom, tied a knot, and flushed it down the toilet.
“Well” I said, “If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini”.
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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Why is Kim Jong-Un so chubby?
Because he never had to run for his office
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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I saw 2 guys in matching outfits and asked if they were gay…
They arrested me.
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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So I woke up to a blowjob this morning
It’s the last time I sleep on the train with my mouth open
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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Hey, science side of tumblr, why is it so satisfying to stomp and cronch all the leaves
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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J-Hope x Jungkook x Jimin
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honeychop · 6 years ago
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Let’s look at this again 🥺❤️🥺❤️
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