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why is orange juice the only juice we abbreviated
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i dont know why "multiball" is only a thing that exists for pinball. all ball sports should have multiball. just imagine the baseball games
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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi
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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.
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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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I KEEP RUNNING LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF
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so i wanna hear you s-say... something?
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