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The last day of Harry Potter.

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.

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imperfect

beautiful

broken

funny

sexy

childish

romantic

twisted

playful

awesome

surprising

legendary

people didn’t deserve a happily ever after together

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Top 5 cobie/neil moments

oh LORD

"Cobie there is no one in my life that I would rather.. there’s no GIRL in my life that I would rather marry."

when he kept trying to kiss her at comic con

… and during the EW photoshoot

when he fed her cake at the 200 episode party

STOP JUST LAYING THERE MOVE AROUND & DO SOMETHING 

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There’s only one thing that I see, and I see her brighter and more clearly than anything else in this world. You know what that is? That’s love.

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HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

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the thing that makes me laugh the most about carter and craig is that not only do they refuse to respond to the millions of fans and critics displaying mature and articulate responses tp the problematic finale with anything but a childish and selfish ���it was perfect’, but they seem legitimately…

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Let’s talk for a second about this magnificent couple because, for the love of god, the way how Carter Bays and Craig Thomas treated Swarkles and their shippers is insulting. I mean… they basically fooled the world making us believe they were endgame. And now we have to believe that was all a...

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PUPPIEEEES!

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Neily Baby, I love you to death, but reading this makes me want to gouge my eyes out. This is fucking bullshit. It sounds like some lame ass crap that C&C wrote down and made him recite. I just want to die when I read this shit. Nope I refuse to believe that this is how he really feels about it. IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. Literally everything he’s saying here contradicts everything NPH has been saying since before this season. I think this is his way of being nice to everyone, since he’s constantly asked publicly about it, he can’t just disappear like Cobie and Jason and not discuss the finale. So I think he’s choosing to play nice and go along with this trainwreck enthusiastically to save face. I do not believe that this is how he really feels. (source)

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Drink when there is an error in continuity because of the finale

Drink when pre-Swarkles Swarkles

Drink when sandwiches

Drink when Ted gets with a random

Drink when Ted tells a questionable story to his kids

Drink when Barney has a saying (Legen-wait for it-dary/suit up/etc)

Do a shot when...

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2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

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IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

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Neilbie in the Season 7 Bloopers