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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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The way terfs describe women in sports like

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Alexei apologizing: .. . ----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Yelena: What’s that?

Alexei: Remorse code.

Yelena: I’m even angrier now.

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“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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Agatha: Rio won’t be joining us today.

Jen: Why?

Rio: *Running through the room holding a large box* LEGO LEGO LEGO LEGO LEGO-

Agatha: We went to the mall.

Rio: *Running up the stairs* LEGO LEGO- THANK YOU MY LOVE. LEGO LEGO LEGO- *Runs out of sight*

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

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#I don't know how many more "He gets it" I have left in me