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Callback to Hunchback of Notre Dame where the villain got the big horny so threatened to kill someone if they didn’t “date” them.

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Vengence

My curse against Chuck E. Cheese has finally worked. It only took a few decades.

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Sonic’s True Controversy

Ok, so nobody preaches this enough, but I am here to show you the TRUTH!.

In the new Sonic Movie, Robotniks theme sounds intimidating, but it is actually more or less an orchestral version of... Robotniks theme from “The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog”. The show that is more or less known for memes. This needs preached and whoever choose that needs a Prrrrrooomotion!

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Pros and Cons of Robotnik Car

Pros: Cool as hell, has a drill, probably could find a way, lets me stand out, sonic references are fun.

Cons: Materials cost money

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Because at 6 AM you get ready to face the shit of the day, while at 7 AM you have to deal with the shit you learned about the previous day/hour.

why is 7 am the tuesday of everyday

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Golem Instinct

My reaction to seeing someone cook with something that I usualy eat alone is striking similar to Golem in The Two Towers. In this situation literally anyone could be Sam and I would still screech “You’re RUINING THEM”

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Explain?

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I read the name Campbell and thought of soup

the cops really maced a fucking child i'm livid, his name is Jared Campbell of SeattlePD

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Dude... 

Are you OK?

ok honestly. sokka’s trauma from losing his mother to thinking his father is going to take him with him to war to being left behind and waiting for his father and constantly wondering why he’s not good enough to go to war while having to protect his family and having this deep set fear that he’s going to see the black snow again and this time it’s just him, there’s no one else to protect everyone it’s just sokka and he won’t be able to live with himself if something were to happen to katara or gran gran or anything he wouldn’t be able to live with himself. and then he gets hope from the avatar and he has a role in society now and then he meets yue and then imagine your first crush and imagine the excitement of going around with her when suddenly. he sees it again. he sees the snow and then he can hear katara crying all over again and before he knows it yue’s gone and imagine how fucking terrified he is and i know that fandom reduces him to the funny meat non bender guy but he is a brown teenage boy with so much trauma and this fear that never really goes away but he has to be happy. he has to show happiness or else he’ll fucking shatter.

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Hannibal

Ok, so I kept seeing posts about Hannibal Lecter and him eating people, but I had never seen/read the books/movies he was in BUT I had read up on the Punic Wars between Rome and Carthage, so I was thinking “Oh, Lecter must be one of his titles or something” and “I could see him eating people I guess”. Eventually I came to the conclusion that sometime after he took his oath he then ate someone as a sort of way to seal the  deal without reading up on it. So that’s the story how I confused my friend by talking on how much I love the Punic Wars when he mentioned Hannibal Lecter eating people and how he counts as an Anti-Hero in regards to Roman History.

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If Dreamworks Does Live Action

Ok, so what if one day some executives at Dreamworks decide to make a live action version of “The Road to El Dorado” to compete with disney so they send out a bunch of actors into the desert and then they just stumble on El Dorado.

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Animal Crossing Serious Question

Is Zipper the Rabbit wearing a costume, a skin suit, or a fur suit?!? Is there a cannon answer to this?