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girl..... the ancient prophecy... lmaoooo

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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that's the spirit!

my new vocal quirk: saying "i have to do xyz or something bad will happen to me." eg, i can't eat too much garlic bread or something bad will happen to me

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my new vocal quirk: saying "i have to do xyz or something bad will happen to me." eg i can't eat too much garlic bread or something bad will happen to me

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scott pilgrim if it was good

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

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would you chill with him? 🐇🏳️‍⚧️☮️

(He/Him)

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BRO

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tumblr are you telling me something

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i am blessedly unaware of whatever callout drama is happening rn

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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog

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i love downloading!! #downloading

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One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.