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I lost my interest in real jewels when I found out that they're mostly smallish and unimpressive. I want an emerald the size of my fist.

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if you're okie with requests and this isn't too big, perhaps boromir and his hobbits (pip and merry) just chilling

no worries if not :]

Hi!! Here you go!! They tried to be chilling at least xD hope it works out :]

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Yes yes the Chicago Vortex, this happens whenever the djinn in the local pagan Facebook group forgets to close the portal

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A Matschies tree kangaroo called Puzzle for your viewing pleasure!

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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

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proactive health advice from medical professionals: eat a balanced diet, exercise regularly, stay up to date on your vaccinations, come in for routine health screenings

proactive health from ‘wellness’ influencers: give yourself a coffee enema, never use birth control EVER, take this $500 supplement made from imported silt, don’t get within 15 feet of a seed oil, take your shoes off and walk around your suburban neighborhood

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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I haaaaaate how arabians look omg

in fairness, they’re not the only horse breed where a handful of breeders with more money than taste have frog-boiled themselves into thinking their ridiculous halter-bred animals are better than those from less prestigious working lines

quarter horses, too.

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i always underestimate just how many people on tumblr are blogging from work. very beautiful. very powerful.

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gotta have rats to be historically accurate

"There are rats in our historic downtown!"

...yes? Rats live in cities.

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The cOVER?!!!

Cannot wait to read this

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Named my Blåhaj after you. Nova is a fine comfort in troubling times, as are the circle of trans friends I've found over the last few years

the highest honour the trans community can bestow…

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if one of the cardinals see their shadow during the conclave then he gets to be the new pope and we get five more months of spring