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A piece I drew for disability pride month

Happy disability pride month to all people with invisable and visible disabilities.

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But he looks so polite!!

(he just kidnapped Nightwing)

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*crickets chirping*

So hi.... it's been a minute.

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I miss you sexy lesbian disabled woman in black leather jacket

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Steph puts a lot of thought into her gifts.

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Thought about these two and went insane. I miss their old dynamic so much

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The batgirls

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How Jason as Nightwing should have gone

Jason: Im Nightwing now

Dick: Okay

Jason: This doesn’t offend you at all? You don't want to brutally murder me?

Dick: No…?

Jason: *sigh* Man, I gotta apologize to Tim

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Headcanon: Jason, after coming back from the dead, decides to fuck with Bruce for revenge and also because it slaps, but mostly for revenge ykwim

Bruce blames coffee and lack of sleep for the fact that the pizza delivery boy looks like Jason, the club bouncer looks like Jason, the clerk in Damian's school looks like Jason

Jason: here's your pizza, mister *shoves it into Bruce's face*

Bruce: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 can I ask your name

Jason: Percy, but everyone just calls me Purse. Like in "cut purse"

Bruce: *under his breath* jesus, you even SOUND like him

Jason, wide innocent eyes popping out of his chiseled man face: you okay dude?

Bruce, convinced he's finally lost his mind, but still holding on to the "illusion": Do you want to come inside?

Jason, deadpan: dude you're rich white and famous, you really think imma let you take me inside your gargantuan Gothic mansion? Being killed one time's enough

Bruce, turning around: *wHaT dId YoU sAy*

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Started this a while ago, but only just finished it. Was trying to figure out the finer details of the batfamilys faces.

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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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Random Batfam Headcanon's #5:

Whenever Babs gets emotional (or wants to embarrass Cass), she pulls up the Cowl Footage of Cass's first words because Babs is Cass's Mom and nobody can tell me otherwise. She does this at every opportunity, like a proud mother never afraid to show off her kids.

Babs: "Oh! And look, this is a video of Cass's first words!"

{glasses cowl footage of Barbara and Cass sitting at the dinner table, Babs talking casually to fill up the empty air.}

{Video Cass: "...b....B......bA...."}

{Video Babs, Thinking she's Choking: "CASS?! HONEY ARE YOU OK?!?! DO YOU NEED ME TO DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER?!?!?!"}

{Video Cass, eyes squinted in effort: ".....BArd......bARb.....bArBaRa....?"}

{Video Babs, in tears: "Yes Cass?"}

{Video Cass: ".............sALt....."}

{Video Babs, silently bawling with a smile: "OH! Here you go!"}

Babs, also in tears: "They Grow up so fast!!!😭"

Cass: "🙈"

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Babs: Trust me Stephanie, if you want Cassandra Cain to do anything she doesn't want to you're gonna have to find a way to phrase it as a challenge. Steph: What are you, some kind of Cass expert? Babs: As a matter of fact. Babs: (unrolls flowchart) Steph: You have a "how to" flowchart for interacting with Cass specifically? Babs: Don't be ridiculous. I have a flowchart for everybody I know. Steph: ...Sorry I was just hit with the crushing realization that I'm the normal one in this trio. I think it'll take me a long time to process that. Can I see them? Babs: (consults Stephanie flowchart) Babs: No.

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Jim Gordon deserves way more respect because not only is he have to deal with being one of the only non-corrupt cops left in Gotham city, a place known for having crime bosses, murderers and crazy costumed villains, he also have to deal with a guy who dresses like a bat ever night and his vigilante daughter and serial killer son, Jim really is going through something constantly

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tim drake wanting to make a podcast is s o funny to me like yeah thats my tim

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If you’re a superhero and Barbara hand-makes a plush toy of you, that’s a sign you’re in her good graces.