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The Hargreeves as funny posts I came across on Tumblr pt. 3

Luther

Diego

Allison

Klaus

Five

Ben

Viktor

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Let Ben Hargreeves be an imperfect person.

Let him nag people to death as he sits on his moral high horse. Let him be snarky and bitter and jealous of the fact that he never got to live his life. Let him be immature and refuse to admit his own faults. Let him be frustrated with Klaus because he made the choice to stick around and not go into the light. Let him fail at being the voice of reason because honestly he’s been dead for seventeen years and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Let him be a condescending, selfish hypocrite who is desperate for control. Let him be the type of person who hates losing. Let him call his siblings “narcs” and “narcissists” when he doesn’t agree with them. Let him be the type of scummy jerkwad that starts a crypto scam and helps his brother start a cult. Let him act like a miserable little pessimist who hates not getting his way. Let him be utterly pathetic and awkward and just kinda suck.

Let him be a Hargreeves.

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i think they should give us season four again but instead of homewrecker five they should show us brisket five cause i wanna see what his deal is

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From all the consequences the 9/11 had in this world, the ending of The Umbrella Academy is by far the worst possible.

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- But this time, I’ll take you with me. - You can do that?  - I don’t know. I’ve never tried it before.

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How could s4 just forget about Five and Viktor’s close relationship??

They were canonically childhood best friends. Five was canonically the only sibling who never ignored Viktor or made him feel left out (and thus the only one who Viktor did not remember being mean to him as he blew up the academy). Viktor was canonically the first person Five called out for when he arrived in the apocalypse. Viktor was canonically the first person Five confided in about the impending apocalypse. Five was canonically the only sibling not around when Luther locked up Viktor (because he would’ve blinked Viktor out of that cell immediately). Five was canonically the one who brought Viktor back into the family in s2.

Why didn’t s4 show Five and Viktor living together for emotional support? Or at least living near each other and having lunch every week after the time jump?? Why couldn’t the two of them team up for a side plot (that actually was important to the main story)???

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Mourning the decuntification of Klaus Hargreeves

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anyway MY five hargreeves would not throw a temper tantrum and walk out on his family to think up a little lila montage on a train when his entire character arc has been based around his devotion to his siblings, in this essay i shall-

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David is the only valid tua cast member in this interview.... also, I love how they probably though he was joking he was was deadass serious and they're like jk!

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HOW UA SHOULD HAVE ENDED

Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle

Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”

Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”

She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything

Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.

(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”

Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat

Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”

Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.

Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”

(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)

Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)

Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.

Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.

Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.

Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him. He has a Marigold in the lapel of his suit jacket.

Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”

Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window

Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember

Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that

Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues

Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.

BTS footage plays with the final credits 

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you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

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who do i gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?????

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so about episode 2....

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TUA S2 + Tumblr Text Posts

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JFK isn’t real dude they made him up for the umbrella academy

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The Umbrella Academy Season 4 (Deleted Scene)

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is anyone actually surprised that one of the best lines of the season wasn't even written by the actual writers, it was a Ritu ad lib