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not only would they win a gift card but also a mug
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Is this that archive guy yall are obsessed with?
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cryptid hunt 馃
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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande
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i fulfil dni criteria you cannot even imagine
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how could something so fair be so cruel? --- (black sun, death cab for cutie)
mag 143: heart of darkness
(@a-mag-a-day)
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It's been years since I tried to seriously draw anything but something about the magnus archives makes me want to create. I'd like to do sketches for a bunch of my favorite episodes. I figured best to start at the beginning.
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this is a strip club in vancouver.
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So there's this person I cannot meet. I mean, they're in the same social circles as me. They're only 4-5 years younger than me. We have mutual friends. We've been invited to the same parties. But I refuse to meet them for one simple reason.
I fucked their parents when I was 21. I met them both at a sex club and hooked up with both their mom and dad, twice my age at the time. Now this means this person I've never met, I avoid. Because I figure if I meet them one of two things will happen.
1. I will tell them about fucking their parents. This seems uncouth to me. Like, why would they want to know that??
2. I DON'T tell them I fucked their parents. This seems disingenuous to me. Like, I'd be withholding information they should have before getting to know me.
So, I keep slight tabs on their online life and try to make sure never to be at the same place as them.
I've told a few people this who are completely unattached to the situation and mostly they tell me I should try and sleep with this person, but that sounds like it could be a huge big deal and I just don't want to have that much awkwardness in my life.
oh my god
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NOT THE GAMER MUZZLE
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I have finally caught up on the magnus protocol
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Mag 21 freefall be like
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[ID: A sticker that says "This man ate my son" below a photo of a blue sky. End ID]
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just saw a sponsored ad for a cami/tanktop that's supposed to act as a built in bra, but the model was a stick thin a-cup type and even as a guy my first thought was "no, show someone with TITs, massive bazongas, breasts with heft. this is not a request to pander to my male gaze. no. this is a challenge. show me the structural, and principle, integrity of your product."
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