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i-ship-so-much-shit · 4 months
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This is insane
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i-ship-so-much-shit · 10 months
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🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀
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i-ship-so-much-shit · 10 months
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I desire her carnally
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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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just shownu things:
no food is to be wasted 😤
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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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it’s fine to be in fandom and not particularly want to read or think about the characters you like having sex but you have to acknowledge you’re the minority and it’s not weird for other people to do that. fandom was invented by people who wanted to see kirk and spock fuck. we owe everything to the insanely horny concept of pon farr. that’s the intellectual tradition
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real
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THE BANANAS ARE GAY
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THESE BANANAS
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THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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